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This is based on an approximate date of August 15, 2008 at 8PM as the last time I fucked my wife.




Thursday, December 25, 2014

Well What Do You Know

An online acquaintance wrote to me the other day.  Over the months, we have talked about a lot of things such as her breakup with her boyfriend, her occasional desire for another woman and my love of men and of being a cuckold.  She can understand my desire for men since shes' bi but the cuckolding she doesn't understand.  I've tried hard to explain how much I enjoy the humiliation of my wife sleeping with man after man because they can please her and I can't.  We pretty much tell each other everything and from our conversations, she's learned a lot about me.  So this is something she pointed out in her email:

1. I list myself as bisexual.
2. I have not had sex with a woman in over 6 years.
3. I don't have any desire to have sex with a woman.
4. I like fluffing men so they can fuck my wife.
5. I enjoy giving blowjobs and I like cum.
6. I really enjoy being ass fucked.  It's my favorite form of sex.
7. My favorite porn is pics of men fucking or being sucked by cd/tv/ts/sissies along with yaoi and shotcon.

Her point was as she wrote, "You don't have or want sex with a woman but you do want and have sex with men.  I hate to burst your bubble honey but you are not bisexual, you are the very definition of homosexual."

Well what do you know, I'm gay.  I am a homosexual  I AM GAY! OK, sure I've called myself a faggot because I've always said I lean to the rainbow side of bisexual.  Now it looks like I've crossed the Rainbow Bridge and my idea of Valhalla is a man with a massive cock buried in my ass pumping a load of hot cum deep in me.  So yes, it appears I'm homosexual.  Call it whatever you want. Queer, homo, knob gobbler, peter puffer, pole smoker, poof, pouf, fruit, fairy, pansy, butt boi, light in my loafers, or pillow biter.  I think I knew it when I sucked D's cock when I was barely a teen.   I think I knew it when I woke up with crusted cum in my panties and realized Al had fucked my virgin ass the night before and I wanted more.  I think I've known it every time I've sucked a cock or felt a man coming in my ass.   Now I will know it next time a man is pumping his cum in me.  And you know what?  I'm OK with that.



Friday, October 31, 2014

I Reacted Badly - An Apology

I was going to title this I Overreacted but I don't think I did.  What I did was react badly to a blog post by someone else put here on Blogger sometime back.  My reaction was caused by a combination of things (including one too many Grey Goose screwdrivers).  I've waited a while to write this because I was embarrassed by my reaction so this is my explanation and my apology.

To start with, there is a person with a blog here who is a submissive sissy, mostly work from home housewife to her dominant working wife.  The wife, in agreement with her sissy, has a boyfriend and they have a scheduled weekly get together at the wife/sissy's home while the sissy is there.  Now let me say here, I understand the submissive lifestyle because I have some submissive tendencies although they are not a part of my daily life. I've been the housewife while I was on vacation/other times meeting her at the door with a glass of wine and cooking elaborate meals.  I also understand the cuckold lifestyle...I mean I really understand the cuckold lifestyle since my wife estimates she has been with over 300 men since we've been married!  So I do understand the wife bringing the boyfriend home so the sissy knows for sure what's going on.  The way they had worked it up until the post I read was the sissy would sit in a room at one end of the house where she could hear the wife and boyfriend come in at a certain time.  The happy couple would then adjourn to a bedroom at the other end of of the house and out of earshot of the sissy for some quality sex.  Thus the entire time wife and boyfriend are having sex in the bedroom, sissy is sitting at the far end of the house unable to hear what's going on.  In the grand scheme of Domme/sub and/or cuckolding relationships it's really pretty bland.

Now to the specific event and my reaction.  According to the sissy she was sitting in the room where she's supposed to be while waiting for the wife and boyfriend to arrive.  As time went on, she began to get a little concerned when it was 30 minutes past the time they were due.  She actually waited another hour though before calling her wife at which time, she got one of those automated smart phone "I'm busy blah blah blah" replies.  Finally, after three hours the wife called home and was quite curt with her sissy just saying the boyfriend had to cancel so she decided to get some work done.  Then when the wife got home she treated her sissy badly and was quite sarcastic when the sissy said she was worried about the wife.    At that point, I put a comment on her post calling the wife names and saying something to the effect she didn't really care about the sissy, she was just using her as someone to clean house and cook meals.  In other words she had a boyfriend on the side.  A husband who brought in an income working from home.  A husband she didn't have to worry about even giving mercy sex.  And finally a free maid who cleaned and cooked.  I think I also expressed something along the line of, as soon as the boyfriend cancelled, she should have called and let her sissy know about the cancellation instead of letting her sit there for three hours.  Why did I react that way though.  First of all, I really feel and I've heard from others a Domme has a duty to take care of the submissive both physically and emotionally.  Letting her sissy sit there for three hours wondering and worrying if the wife's car is sitting in a ditch somewhere and she's hurt is not taking care of her sissy wife's emotions.  And, despite the D/s relationship, they are still married and she owes it to her husband, sissy cuckold or not, to have the common courtesy to let her know they won't be there.  Why do I feel like that and why did I react badly to her not calling home?  It's because I've sat and waited for someone to get home along with being unable to reach her by phone.  Then to have someone call and say I'm needed at the emergency room at X hospital.  Fortunately it wasn't very serious, just a few cuts and bruises along with a concussion.  It seems she had the green and someone ran the red light hitting her.  This was a few years ago but it does still heavily color my thinking about a situation such as the one I've detailed between the two of them. 

So there you have it.  A perfect storm.  A bad experience in the past waiting on someone with no answer when I called her only to find out she was in a wreck.   Add in some personal feelings along with having one too many drinks (a very rare occasion) and reading that blog post on that particular evening.  It just combined to make me go nuclear in my response.  And for that, D and t, I humbly apologize.  It's your relationship and if all of what goes/went on was OK with the two of you, they I have no business commenting. 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

I Am 90% Sexually Corrupt

I took a purity test online this morning and my results are at the bottom of the page.  Apparently I'm pretty corrupt sexually although a couple of questions just ask about arrests and convictions but don't link them to anything sexual.  Since I have never been arrested for anything sexual or non-sexual, that could lower my corrupt score as low as 8% depending on what questions replaced those two.  However, based on my Weirdness Factor, it appears a lot of people answered the questions the same as me.  The way that works is when you answer a question the same as the majority of the people who took the test, it is a negative toward your weirdness but an answer opposite is a plus.  When the results are added together they are then converted to a percentage.  So even though I'm only 10% pure by this test, I'm 46% weird compared to others who took this test.


I mentioned the arrest questions as raising my corrupt score.  Another question asked if I had picked up a strange member of the opposite sex for sexual purposes.  By strange I am taking that to mean someone you don't know.  Well, no I haven't.  The person I picked up was same sex.  That's the thing with the 100 question test compared to the 500 or 1000 question tests.  Those expand the questions.  Instead of just asking if you've had sex with a same sex partner, they would expand it to given oral, received oral or penetrated someone anally, been penetrated anally.   Generally your score will go up a little with multiple questions about the same thing.

There is a link to this same test in the first line of this blog.  So take the test and  let's see how corrupt (or pure) you are and add it as a comment to the blog.

Your ACL 100 Point Purity Test Results

You answered "yes" to 90 of 100 questions, making you 10.0% sexually pure (90.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 10.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 46%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 55.3%.

Monday, August 18, 2014

An Anniversary...Of Sorts - No Sex For Six Years

I let the day sneak up on me but as near as I can figure, the last time I engaged in genital sex with my wife (or any woman) was six years ago last Friday.  I'm pretty sure of the date because of an injury right after that which required surgery (outpatient) but extensive and painful physical rehab.  Now since that time I received oral sex from my wife a total of six times by my count.  Of course as I've mentioned before, it's impossible now due to impotence and no, Viagra didn't work.  So based on the amount of time she's been gone tonight it's probably only been a few minutes (six maybe?) since my wife has had sex and six years for me.  I so love being an impotent cuckold.

She's Gone Again

I wrote yesterday that she was with one of her boyfriends, had been with him since early Saturday morning and finally got home yesterday around 3PM.  I think I mentioned also he is on vacation this week and wanted her to spend the entire week with him but she declined.  In lieu of the entire weekend, she did promise to spend at much time as she could with him so we had an early supper after which she left and I cleaned up the kitchen.  I know she's planning on Thursday evening with him and maybe some this weekend so she should be WELL taken care of in the sex department this week.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

She Has A Date Part II

She called last night at 6:00 right when I expected it.  She told me they were going out to dinner at a very nice restaurant on the other side of town.  She and I have eaten there and it is a nice atmosphere, good service, good food and best of all, some of the booths are almost private.  Not enough for any real intimate behavior but enough that lovers can kiss without putting on a PDA.  She told me they would be going back to his place where she would be spending the night and would probably be home in the early afternoon today.  I did find out it's one of her boyfriends and he's on vacation.  He wanted her to spend the entire week with him starting yesterday but she has some meetings and a doctors appointment this week. 

Saturday, August 16, 2014

She Has A Date

It’s 1:08 Saturday afternoon and my wife has been gone since 7:30 this morning.  I know she has a date today but she didn’t say whether it was someone new or one of her established boyfriends.  I do know she had a bag with her so I’m wondering if it’s a weekender.  I’ll get a call or, more likely, a text later to let me know.  Looks like it will be lunch, maybe dinner and breakfast tomorrow for one at the Sissy Cuckold household.   There was a time when I would be rock hard knowing she was with a man who would be fucking her.  Now I’m just limp in my panties like I always am 24/7/365.  Impotence is a wonderful thing for someone like me.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Strange Dream

I had a dream last night.  It wasn't a nightmare although it wasn't a pleasant dream.  It was more of a strange dream than anything else.  Now normally when I dream and can remember it, it seems to be about places I've been and situations I've been in rather than people.  OK, I did have a VERY erotic dream about my sister-in-law recently, brought on I think because we were going to visit her and her new husband.  Well, that and the fact that when she was a teenager she delighted in teasing me knowing I wouldn't do anything about it.  I mean when she was visiting us, she's supposed to be in bed asleep while I'm relaxing laying on the couch in male boxer underwear watching TV and suddenly you've got wide awake teen in panties and bra laying down on the couch in front of you shoving her ass back into to you and giggling.  Two thin layer of cloth separate you and she's shoving sating clad buttock right into your groin!   Or she slides past you in the kitchen making sure either her breasts and vagina  or her ass gets rubbed against you.  And NO, nothing ever happened although I wanted to call her bluff and scare the daylights out of her.  But I digress.  Normally, as I said, my dreams are places or situations, not people.  But this dream was about people and, to be specific, it was a cuckold dream about my wife and a boyfriend.  I didn't dream why or how but my wife, myself and the guy were in a bedroom at my grandmother's house of all things.  Somehow in the dream they kept trying to get me to leave the bedroom so they could have sex but I didn't want to leave the room because I didn't trust him and didn't like him.  I did finally leave the room and as I was closing the door, they were already in the bed fucking.  For some reason, there seemed to be a party going on in my grandmother's house and I had to explain to people that my wife was talking to "her friend" she hadn't seen in a long time.  About then I woke up.  I have no idea what triggered this dream since she does not have a new boyfriend.  She has been seeing all three of her current boyfriends for quite a long time, the least of which is about a year and a half.  Sure she's had a few one night stands but still nothing that should trigger this dream.  Plus the fact I have liked all of her boyfriends I've ever met.  Sure, some more than others and a couple of them we occasionally go out with to dinner.  Maybe someone would say that it means I secretly resent all of her men but I can't say that would be accurate because I don't resent them.  To me, if it makes her happy, then I'm happy.  Anybody got any ideas of what would cause that dream?
I really would like thoughts and comments on the dream please.


 

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Making Sure She's Safe

I rarely interfere with my wife and her lovers about what they do in bed but a little while back I had to put my foot down.  As we were getting ready for bed, I noticed what was clearly a very bright red welt, the imprint of a belt, on her back.  Now let me interject that my wife is not "submissive" and doesn't enjoy spankings or such but as she reaches orgasm, she does like a hard swat on the butt.  It turns out that as she was cumming while they fucked, her lover went to swat her ass with his belt but he was starting to cum also.  He missed her ass and hit her quite hard up on her back.  Since one of my primary duties is to keep her safe, I had to insist no more belts.  If she wants a smack by hand, OK but not with a belt.  She knew I was a little pissed and she communicated my displeasure to him.  She told me a few days later he promised only to use the palm of his hand in the future.  If it had happened again, I would have told her I didn't want her seeing him any longer but thankfully it didn't.  Mainly because I don't know if she would have actually stopped seeing him or just done it behind my back.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

WOW My Wife's Car Was There

I was playing around with a map site which uses the Google Street View.  Just for giggles, I put in the street Roy lives on.  If you haven't read some of my previous posts, Roy was the third man to fuck my wife after we were married.  He was the first man with whom A) she had a long term relation(almost two years), B) she spent the night, C) she spent the weekend and D) traveled out of town.  Roy was also the first to not be required to use a condom and the first she swallowed when giving him a BJ.  Anyway, I put in the street Roy lives on just for giggles as I said, moved down to Roy's house and there was his truck.  But parked right next to his truck was my wife's car! Now, having been in his house, I know the layout and that the front window is his bedroom.  So whenever the picture was taken, just three or four feet on the other side of that front window, my wife was in Roy's bed with Roy's eight inch cock fucking her brains out.  What an amazing feeling to know even Google Street View can remind me I am a cuckold!

Friday, May 30, 2014

Sucking Cock 101: Intro For Cocksucking Faggots And Sissies

I copied this from a Tumblr Blog by Cuckold Boy although it appears to have been written by someone else, most likely female.  I had my wife read it and she said it's basically what she's taught me about sucking her lover's cocks when I fluffed them or sucked them to completion.  A couple of things my wife added though.  She said while she has rubbed a cock on her cheek and lips, she's never done the face slapping thing.  Another thing she mentioned is to be careful with his balls.  According to her, quite a few of the many men she's blown were ticklish to different extents around their balls. Instead of increasing his enjoyment, you might ruin the moment so go slow with his jewels.  Finally she mentioned at the last the author was talking about letting men cum right down her throat.  According to my wife, that's fine but if you can let him cum in your mouth so he can see you swallow it, that's even better.  I agree with her here and, from experience, letting him see you swallow is even more important in the HotWife/Lover/Cuckold dynamic.  Remember, he is fucking your wife so he already sees you as far less than a man.  Swallowing his cum after sucking his cock just reinforces this idea.  It also lets your wife see her lover compared to you and shows her he is the superior male.  So without further ado, I give you:



Blowjob Tips For Sissies And Faggots


If you simply wanted to get a guy off as quickly as possible, all you need to do is lock your lips at the base of his cock and suction them up and down the bottom ¾ of his shaft at a quick, steady pace while pressing your flattened tongue against the underside of his dick. Make sure you are applying pressure with both your lips AND tongue.

Keeping your tongue engaged at all times is key. I try to keep mine moving at all times. This is how you get 90% of guys off. It helps me keep from gagging to hold his cock steady at the base and bring my lips down to meet my fingers. You can do this very slowly for a more intense feeling, but make sure you move at a steady rhythm. Some guys like it faster or slower; you may have to ask, or more likely, he’ll tell you.

This is your power move, the one that is actually going to bring him to orgasm. A true hooker blowjob needs only this one move; if scientists were to create a blowjob machine, this is what it would do. The other moves I’m going to teach you are artistic flourishes; you use them to add flair and style to your blowjob or to slow down the action a little.

SALIVA
Don’t be afraid to just slobber all over his love muscle. It should be as wet and sloppy as possible, especially during your power move. A good blowjob makes loud, gross suction-y noises. When I’m done, I’m usually covered in my own drool and leave a wet spot on the bed.

USING YOUR HANDS
If his dick is too big for you to take the whole thing in your mouth, you’ll need to use your hand too. Slobber all over his cock for awhile first so your hand will slide easily up and down instead of just catching on his dry skin. The most important hand move is the twister. When you slide your hand up his shaft, twist your wrist. A twisting motion gets you into a smoother rhythm than the straight up and down. Slide your hand up and down on the base of his cock in conjunction with your mouth moving up and down on the rest of it. The hard part is finding the correct grip: again you may want his guidance.

Another good trick is to wrap your hand around the top of his cock and put your mouth over your hand. Then slide your hand down the shaft and your mouth down on top of it in a fluid motion until your hand meets the base of his cock. It will feel like you’re sliding your mouth all the way down him even if you can’t. It’s times like these I wish I could draw; I’d make little diagrams.

THE BALLS
I usually start out by paying some attention to the balls. There are three basic ball moves: you can put them in your mouth and suck them (LIGHTLY), lick them with a flattened cow tongue, or tense your tongue into a point and run the tip of your tongue all over them. I alternate between all three. Sometimes I lift them up and lick underneath his balls.

Also, if you cup them while you are entering the home stretch, you’ll be able to tell he’s about to cum as they get higher and tighter.

THE HEAD
My next move is usually to give his shaft several long licks from base to tip. This is the ice cream cone move; it looks sexy, it’s a nice touch, but it’s not going to make anybody cum. While conducting the power move, I come up from time to time to give the head a little attention: sucking on it, moving my tongue in a circle around it, and flicking my tongue over that spot on the underside that all the sex websites tell you is el sensitivo. In my experience, guys don’t really go that wild over attention to that spot, but these are just flourishes anyway.

I tend to get a bit wrapped up in my work that I forget to make eye contact, so head action is a great time to look up at him with puppy dog eyes and his cock in your mouth.

FACE SLAPPING
I mentioned this in my tips to get him to cum faster, but at least once during the beej, I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something dirty for him to look at.

DEEP THROAT
I can’t really teach you how to deep throat, that’s between you and your gag reflex. The important thing, I think, is to make an effort to take him in as deep as you can, even if it’s only for a few seconds. It’s hard to explain exactly how I do this: try concentrating on relaxing your throat and jaw. As I mentioned before, it helps me to steady his cock with my hand when I go deep, and breathing in instead of just holding your breath also helps abate that “gonna puke” feeling.

THE BIG FINALE
When you’re ready to finish him off, go into the power move and don’t vary your pace for anything. If you’re cupping his balls, you’ll often be able to tell when he’s about to cum as they tighten up. I speed up a little bit at the end, and when I feel him start to come I push my head down as deep as it will go and suck slowly and intensely at the base, letting his cum just shoot down my throat.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Old E-mails

I was looking through some old e-mails to delete when I found several e-mails my wife sent me a few years ago.  If you've read my other posts you know that I spent quite a lot of time a few years back working out of town and my wife spent a lot of that same time fucking men.  I had to laugh at one she wrote just after getting home from sex with someone new.  She was kind of down and was feeling a little guilty about letting the guy fuck her the night before which was kind of strange as she had started fucking Roy twice a week by then.  Reading the e-mail, I remembered our conversation by phone the morning before.  She had mentioned she was meeting a man who answered her online ad for coffee that evening and she would leave me a message telling me if she decided to have sex with him.  I also remember her telling me she had not slept well the previous night for some reason.  So back to the e-mail.  As I said, she indicated she was feeling guilty about the sex that night and was thinking about pulling her ad and not meeting anymore men.  In my reply to her e-mail, I told her not to make any rash decisions and to sleep on it but in the end, it was her choice.  The next morning when we did our daily phone call, she said she felt better and that she was going to keep the dates she had made for that and the next evening plus she was stopping by Roy's house on her way home from work for one of their afternoon get togethers.  When she told me that I knew she was over any guilt she might have had from her previous lover.  What's really humorous about it is in another e-mail a week later she was absolutely gushing about how many men she was getting to have sex with and how she was getting to live a lot of her 'bad girl" fantasies.  Plus raving about how I was the best husband in the world for giving her the freedom to fuck whoever she wanted.  Of course she was giving me something also...the humiliation of being a cuckold.  It was a win-win for both of us.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Am I The Ultimate Cuckold?

I'm really not sure what would be an "ultimate cuckold.  Is it a sissy I know who has never had sex with her wife?  When they were dating, they agreed the wife would only have sex with men sot the sissy has pumped so much estrogen, progesterone and anti-androgens into herself that she's up to B cup breasts, completely shriveled balls and not a chance of an erection.  The closest she has ever come to sex with her wife is fluffing her wife's lovers and licking their cum out of her.  Could the ultimate cuckold be someone whose wedding night was spent alone while the wife fucked someone else?  Or would the ultimate cuckold be what I have suspected but am becoming more convinced of.  That someone else is the father of our child.

Now I've written about a lot of my wife's lovers but I've always suspected there was another that she would never, ever tell me about.  Around the same time we decided to try for a baby, a relative of mine was working in town.  He would occasionally drop by out apartment and a few times even spend the night on our sofa.  I know my wife was attracted to him as, after she had started cuckolding me, mentioned how sexy she thought he was.  Since we grew up together, I've always known women were attracted to him because he is tall, shaggy dark blond hair, good looking and, last but not least, well hung.  As for me, while I'm taller than my wife, I'm still shorter than a lot of women, dark hair and have an effeminate face with no eyebrow ridges and also no adam's apple.  The last part is rather handy when wearing makeup and, in comparing pictures, I am definitely my mother's daughter.  Going back to my relative, when it comes to women, he has no restrictions.  Married or not, if he can talk her into spreading her legs, he will fuck her!  And I'm becoming more and more positive that's exactly what he did to my wife after she had discontinued her birth control.  

Now as to why I think this.  As I said, I am rather short with dark hair.  My wife has lighter hair but still darker than my relative.  Our (their?) son however is tall for his age, quite good looking and has hair the exact same color as my relative.  Plus, based on a chart of penis length by age I looked up once, he is also well hung for his age.  So as he gets older, I am more and more convinced that the sperm used to conceive him did not come from me.  At least I really hope it didn't.  It's so humiliating that my wife and this relative may know that they were the ones who conceived a child while I was at work.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

How I Knew I Would Make A Good Cuckold

Someone asked me how did I know I wouldn't become insanely jealous and furious knowing someone had been fucking or even watching someone fuck my wife.  In other words, how did I know I would like being a cuckold.  The person asking this was in a relationship and they were talking about her having sex with other men.  While he was turned on by the idea of sitting at home knowing his wife was in a bed with a man fucking her, he was worried about how he would feel afterward.

So how did I know?  I actually found out the idea of my wife with a man turned me on just a few months after we were married.  We were on vacation, staying at a hotel on the beach.  We were out on the beach and my wife was wearing a bikini made out of a material which looked wet even when it was dry.  The bottom was a little conservative although both sides were wide open with front and back connected by rings.  The top however was just two triangles of material connected by a ring between her breasts with a string tie for the neck and a string tie for the back.  It covered some of her breasts but not all, especially if she was laying on her back.  I had walked out in the water a little ways to do some body surfing when I noticed there was a guy standing next to where my wife was laying talking to her.  Now from where he was standing at her feet, he was looking right between my wife's spread legs as he talked to her.  My first instinct was to go ask what he thought he was doing but I decided just to watch and see what happened.  He sat down on my towel and talked to her some more but after about ten minutes he got up and walked off so I headed up to see what the story was.  My wife was laughing when I asked what the guy wanted (stupid question).  She said for the first couple of minutes he just chatted about where we were from, how long were we staying and how nice her bikini looked.  Right from the start she made sure he saw her wedding rings and finally he asked where I was.  She told him out in the water and that's when he started his pickup lines.  He asked if she could slip away for a little while....no.  How about telling me she was going shopping tomorrow.  He would pick her up at our hotel and they could go to his apartment not far away....no.  How about going to the lounge tonight and see if she could get me really drunk.  Then they could get away for a while....no.  No matter what he proposed, she turned him down but as she related it to me, I could see her nipples were hard and she was breathing just a touch faster than normal.  Thinking about what she was saying, the vision of her in our hotel room, legs around his waist and him fucking and cumming into her actually made me a little dizzy.  And excited.  I had to lay on my stomach for a while to get the tiny tent in my swim trunks to go down.  That was what got me started thinking about what it would be like if she fucked men instead of me.  Over time these visions of her fucking men varied of course.  I fantasized about her with one man, two men and even with a room full of men.  I wrote in another post about how we ended up with her fucking a lot, and I mean a LOT, of men so I won't rehash that here.  Anyway, that's how I knew I would make an excellent cuckold.

Oh, one other thing.  After my wife really got into the whole hotwife thing and was fucking several men a month, I asked her if she remembered the guy who tried to pick her up on the beach.  She said of course she remembered him.  She said the minute he sat down and started trying to get her to go with him her nipples were hard and her pussy was wet.  I told her I had noticed her nipples but didn't know she was that wet.  I did tell her about the fantasies I had of her going to our room and fucking him and she started laughing.  She said that was funny because she was having the same fantasies.  It's too bad we didn't share those fantasies then as it was a few more years before she started regularly fucking men.  She probably would have a couple of hundred more men in her "collection."

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Should The Wife's Boyfriend Have Control Of A Sissy Cuckold's Chastity Key?

Here is an interesting idea for sissies in chastity who are also cuckolds.  Why not let the hotwife's boyfriend control the key.  Then only allow the sissy to be unlocked in the morning after the boyfriend has spent the night in bed fucking and sleeping with the wife while the sissy slept on the floor beside the bed.  The sissy could then be humiliated by following the boyfriend for sloppy seconds(or thirds or fifths) if, as a cuckold, the sissy is allowed sex with the wife or, if not allowed, made to masturbate for the entertainment of the wife and boyfriend.

I Think My Wife Has A New Lover

She didn't say he was new but, by the way she was acting, I'm betting he is.  She acts just a little more excited when she is going to fuck someone new than when she is  meeting someone she has known for a while.  She had told me she would be gone all of today and would be out of cell phone contact.  She left this morning at a quarter till five mentioning she would be home around nine tonight.  So either she's turning her cell phone off or they are going somewhere out in the sticks with no coverage.  Since she normally doesn't turn her phone off, I'm betting on being out in the country with no coverage.  One thing I do know already about him is that he is definitely her type.  Hung!  How do I know this?  I happened to look in her "toy bag" and found a new box of Trojan Magnum XL with four missing!  Now normally she keeps a box of regular size and large size in her bag but this box is the XL.  This is the other way I can tell he's probably new because after she gets to know some men, she lets them fuck her bareback if she trusts them.  Anyway, looks like she will be well taken care of today.  I do hope so because she always has this cute "I have been so fucked" look on her face.  I love seeing that look since it tells me without saying out loud how useless my limp little penis is.    

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Accidental Gangbang

This is how my wife was accidentally gangbanged once.  No, she didn't fall down and a group of naked men trip, landing their cocks in her pussy.  If you haven't done so, read my post about Online Gangbang Groups first.  I mentioned in that post that occasionally women who were setting up gangbangs would ask for one or more women to be included with the men.  One day the moderator of her group called her and asked if she would be interested in being the woman among a group of men gangbanging one of the members.  What the woman had set up was she would be available to any man between 6pm and midnight.  All they had to do was stop by fuck her and leave.  My wife's purpose was simply to fluff anyone who needed it and provide a little soothing tongue to the woman during any breaks in the action.  It was to be on a Friday night, I would out of town, not getting home until Saturday around noon, she had done a 69 with the woman before and she hadn't had any pussy in a while, my wife agreed.  (You know you're a wimp cuckold when your wife gets more pussy than you do.)   Anyway, come the night of the gangbang and a lot more men showed up than the woman expected.  Have you ever heard the expression "eyes too big for your stomach" when you take more to eat than you can actually eat?  In this case, the woman's "eyes were too big for her pussy."  My wife said she wasn't sure how many men fucked the woman but, despite the amount of KY used on her, around 10:00 the woman was just too sore to continue.  Since there were still a few men left, the moderator of the group asked my wife to take over.  In relating it to me the next night, she said she stripped, lay down on the bed next to the woman and started fucking the men left.  She said by midnight, she had fucked seven men (the woman who started the gangbang was fluffing them for her so it was one after another assembly line style).  After the husband had taken the woman home, it was just the moderator along with my wife left in the motel room and if you read the other post, you know what happened.  She drove home with a pussy full of his cum.  Unfortunately for me, I wasn't home to take advantage of his cum in her.  It's also a good thing my wife had been well satisfied that night.  The next night telling me about it caused me to cum in less than 60 seconds.  I did manage to get hard again on Sunday and lasted at least two minutes then. 

So that's how my wife ended up in an accidental gangbang.

Online Gangbang Groups

One thing I've mentioned a few times is my wife having gangbangs, but how they were set up is another story.  You could go out to a bar and round up a few men but generally, despite fiction and captioned photos, picking up a man or men in a bar is not really a good idea.  You may get someone who is great in bed but you could get someone who lets alcohol override his good sense and does something stupid or you could even get someone who is a member of serial killers anonymous and the Ted Bundy fan club.  So what's a good way to set one up then?  Gangbang groups.

One of my wife's lovers mentioned to her that he belonged to a group specifically for women to set up gangbangs and he would be glad to nominate her for membership if she was interested.  She asked me what I thought about it and I told her it was totally up to her.  So she accepted his offer and he nominated her to the group moderator.  After a few e-mails back and forth, she was accepted into the group.  Men were much more heavily screened and could easily be kicked out at the moderator's discretion for not behaving at one event or another.  I never knew the exact figures but it seemed like the group had somewhere around 6 to 1 ratio of men to women with anywhere from a couple hundred .  I understand that the group started out as a Yahoo groups and then went private.  The way it basically worked was this.  When a woman wanted to set up a gangbang, she e-mailed the moderator.  She specified the date (primary and backup dates) the number of men she wanted, activities allowed or not allowed, such as one at a time, DP, airtight, if anal was or not allowed, yes or no regarding condoms, if voyeurs were allowed and if any women were to be included.  She also would specify if she was hosting or if they needed hosting by someone else.  If the woman was hosting, all other participants were expected to provide refreshments. If the woman was not hosting but someone else was, then all participants except the ones hosting and the woman guest of honor were expected to chip in and buy refreshments.  If the woman couldn't host and no one else volunteered, then the moderator would reserve a hotel room and participants (except her) were expected to chip in for the room and refreshments.  Once the moderator got the information, he then puts it into his e-mail group data base set up and sends out an all call e-mail blast to the group.  Men would respond if interested and available on the dates set by the woman or couple until the requested number are filled along with a few extra and at that time, they are given the once over by the woman.  A man might be disqualified for any reason by the woman and the moderator had final say so if he felt one of the men responding was not a good fit.  Husbands were allowed to attend as long as he had no behavior complaints against him but he was strictly an observer allowed to take pictures but not to participate.  Now husbands could be invited to join the group as one of the men but, due to my small size, I obviously never was.

Anyway what my wife would do is e-mail the moderator that we could not host but she wanted x amount of men (usually between 6 and 10)  since my wife considers fucking less than six men a quiet evening spent with friends. She usually requested two specific men to be among the number she wanted.  One was the moderator who had a fairly nice length cock but was very thick.  The other was a good looking older man who was in very good physical condition and possessed a large cock which looked to be a little over 8 inches.  After that she would choose the rest of the men from those submitted (with photos).  Occasionally she would ask for another woman to be included just to satisfy her urge to eat pussy and the men generally loved watching two women in a 69.  One thing my wife tried to do was get a few new men every gangbang.  She might even leave off someone who applied that she knew was a good fuck to include someone new.  This had a twofold purpose as it let her sample more and more of the men in the group and it let her increase the number of men she had fucked.  Now don't get me wrong, she would never have sex with a man just to increase her number but, if the opportunity presented itself, she didn't mind increasing her "notches on the headboard."  Once the gangbang started, it was up to the men to sort out the order in which they would go with one exception.  The moderator always went last with my wife.  The simple reason for this was all the men were required to wear condoms except the moderator.  You see, after her first gangbang, she found she liked the way the moderator fucked her and they occasionally met for some one on one sex.  So he went last in the gangbangs because he was allowed to fuck her bareback and cum in her.  This had a dual purpose.  First of course was just the simple act of fucking bareback and letting him cum in her.  According to my wife, this made the sex even more exciting to her just knowing I was watching him pump he cum deep in her.  The second purpose was to allow me to enter her using a man's cum as lube, something that always made my premature ejaculation even more premature.  I've actually cum just as I entered her knowing a man had just fucked her.

If you've read my other posts you know that I worked out of town a lot.  She tried to do the gangbangs only when I was home but once or twice, I had to work extra and didn't make it in time.  Also, the moderator of the group recommended her to another gangbang group in the city where I was working so that opened up an entirely new group of men for her.  So if I was at home, she could set up a gangbang with our local group or if she was visiting me, she could set up a gangbang there.  Now this wasn't a weekly thing but she sure tried to set one up at least once every other month or so. 

*Note: See the separate post for the story of my wife's accidental gangbang.

Now I know that gangbangs are not for everyone.  Some women don't mind taking on a lover but just couldn't do a large number of men.  Some husbands can watch and enjoy their wives taking on a man but watching a number of men take her would be beyond their limits.  However, if a woman is sure she can handle it without guilt and her husband is sure he can tolerate viewing it, I have to say there is nothing like watching man after man take and pleasure your wife.  My wife says there is nothing like laying in a bed and knowing that all the men in that room are going to fuck her at least once and some twice.  It may take some doing but try to find a group near you.  Believe me they are out there and most major cities will have at least one.  I also know that some online adult swinger sites like SexyAds or AdultFriendFinder have sections for groups looking for women.  Try it, you may very well like it.


Friday, March 21, 2014

Chicken Can Cause Boys To Be Born With A Small Penis

You can't make this stuff up.  A noted animal rights group came out with the claim that eating chicken, and especially chicken wings, during pregnancy can cause boys to be born with a small penis.  Of course scientists say that the group is full of chicken something and it's not wings.  Now I don't know if what they claim is true or not but, if it is true, my mother must have eaten a LOT of chicken when she was pregnant with me.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Right Out Of A Nathanial Hawthorne Novel

Yesterday my wife spent most of the day with one of her boyfriends.  He had told her to wear some clothes that would be suitable for running around town so when she left, she was wearing sneakers, long denim skirt (so she didn't have to wear panties) and a t-shirt with her jacket over that.  After they spent the morning in bed (fuck, nap, fuck again) he took her out to hit some flea markets in the afternoon.  Since she didn't have a hat with her, he gave her one of his ball caps.  (Apparently he's a Braves fan and has a few of their hats.)  Anyway when she got home, I took one look at her when she came in the door and started laughing.  She looked at me and said, "What?"  I was still laughing and just said, "That's so appropriate."  Finally, I took her hat, turned it around and showed it to her.  "What color is the letter?"  She started laughing, grabbed the hat and started playfully hitting me with it.  You see, the hat he gave her was white with the Atlanta logo on it.  So after being fucked by a man not her husband, my wife was walking around all day wearing a white hat with a big, scarlet A on it. 

Sunday, March 9, 2014

I Wonder Who It Was She Fucked Saturday

I think I've mentioned it before but whenever my wife if fucking someone, she always tells me who, when and where.  The main reason for this is her safety as there are some rather crazy people out there.  Saturday I had several things to do and she knew I would be gone for several hours.  Last night, I happened to notice her favorite pair of black panties in the area we hang dry delicate items so  I reached up to feel them and yes, they were wet.  If she wears panties instead of going bare to meet one of the men she's fucking this is the pair she normally picks.  Plus she was in an extraordinarily good mood last night.  Now all of this indicates that sometime between when I left and when I got home, my wife got a serious fucking but I don't know who from.  And of course, I'm not going to ask.  However I have a feeling I do know who it was.  I talked about Robert when I wrote about being downstairs and listening to her fucking right over my head.   Also, I don't know if I've mentioned it but Robert is also the man she went on a five day road trip with.  What I think happened is something that has happened several times before.  If Robert is working anywhere close by, it's not unusual for him to come pick her up at lunch and go somewhere for an hour or so fuck session.  He's the same guy that dropped off some building supplies at the house once in preparation for a project then told her to get in the truck.  He looked at me as he walked back to his truck and simply said, "I'm going to take your wife off and fuck her for a while."  Of course I just said, "OK" and went back in the house.  What makes me think Robert took her somewhere is her car hadn't moved unless she managed to get it back in the exact same spot it was sitting in when I left.  Robert is the only one of her lovers that has ever picked her up at home and she wouldn't have worn those panties if she was simply fucking someone in the house.  Also she wouldn't have washed them out like she did unless the crotch was full of cum.  So all the evidence points to, while her sissy faggot husband was gone, my wife was well fucked.  I'm glad for her since she deserves real men with normal or larger cocks and great staying power instead of a premature ejaculating, small dicked wimp like me.  After all, my pathetic little cock hasn't been in anything in over five years so one of us deserves a lot of pleasure.  I'm just happy it's her getting it.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Pregnant Sissies


I've seen a few pictures online of sissies wearing maternity clothing and in various stages of "pregnancy."  It's understandable, when you think about it,  that if you are trying to appear as feminine as possible, you might want to include a little time "with child."  Just do a search for pregnant crossdressers and you'll find a lot of photos on Flickr.  Now I have to say I have actually spent a little time myself working on a personal maternity look.  So I thought I might give a few tips to some of you sissies that might be contemplating trying that bun in the oven look.

Now, the first suggestion I have is get yourself one or two maternity outfits.  What I bought was one nice dress with a short sleeve overjacket for warmer weather and a pair of maternity pants with a long sleeve top for cooler weather.  I don't know if they still make them but L'eggs Sheer Energy used to make a maternity version that was the same as their regular Sheer Energy except it had an expandable panel in the front.  (Spanx does make maternity hose)  This was very handy for holding in everything I'm going to tell you about.  If you can't find Sheer Energy, try to find some kind of good support maternity hose. Next, you'll need one of the egg crate foam rubber mattress pads you find at Wal-Mart, etc.  Yes, that's right, egg crate foam mattress pad but just get the one for a single bed.  Also while you're at it, pick up some pink balloons but not the thin little stuff you find for birthday parties that will explode if you blow them up to 8-10 inches.  I'm talking about the thick rubber balloons you would find at a party store that can be blown up quite large say around 2 feet.  However, we're not looking for size here but sturdiness.  Finally, if you can find one, get an all-in-one that would be made for someone with a slightly larger figure that yours.  This can be tough if you're a bigger girl.  Being smaller than many women, this is something I didn't have a problem with.

Now, step 1.  Find several pictures of women in various stages of their pregnancy.  Note how the baby bump is located on a woman.  It's not just a round ball on top of her stomach, it actually starts below the breasts and tapers a little down to the baby's location and then sharply tapers back to the groin.  Now, cut a section of that mattress foam to fit your body.  It should start narrow at the top, widen out to the waist and then taper back in rapidly to the groin.  You can cut so that you have a piece hanging down that will go back between your legs if desired.  Cut a second piece of foam the same shape as the first but smaller by an inch to two inches.  Now cut a third piece even smaller and slightly more rounded than the previous two.  Now take the first two pieces you cut out and lay them together with the smaller one on top.  At the widest spot of the two, locate the centerline of the pieces and cut a three to four inch hole.  One tip here.  Take all three pieces of foam and taper the edges so they round off a little front to back. Now take your balloon and fill it with water, in fact, use several of the balloons you bought and fill to different sizes.  You will most likely find you need a smaller balloon than the one you first filled.  OK, lets assume you've already put on your maternity hose and you have your all-in-one pulled partially up.  Place the first two layers of foam in position tucking them down into the hose.  Now put the water filled balloon in the hole we cut in those two layers finally placing the third layer on top.  Pull your all-in-one up making sure that the foam lays flat.  Look in a full length mirror to make sure everything is centered and not off to one side or the other.  There is always the possibility that you will need to make adjustments in the size of the foam you cut making it either larger or smaller.  Also, when you get your all in one, it wouldn't hurt to get the long leg style.  This will allow you to cut a couple of pieces to fit on your hips making them a little wider.  Plus if you've got a small or even no ass, you'll need to cut a couple of pieces for that.  If you look at a woman's ass, it is basically heart shaped so make your two pieces of padding add up to a heart with a round bottom instead of a point.  At this point, your ready.  Put on the maternity outfit you choose fix your makeup and you are good to go girl.

Just for fun, if you have a boyfriend, dress like this for him one day and as soon as he sees you, tell him, "Now you'll have to marry me because you and your big cock poked fun at me but I took you serious."

Additional Tips

  • Be conscious of how you sit and bend down/over.
  • Watch how pregnant women walk, sit, bend down an act in general.
  • Rub your belly occasionally and smile if you are in public. (Don't do this only when people are looking because then it will be obvious you are faking.)
  • Walk with a waddle and keep your legs wide. When you sit down, spread out your legs and cross your ankles.
  • Put some blush on your face (Dark red-bronze) You may want to add some on you arms too. (some pregnant people have a change in skin color) (Also they might be hot or morning sick so that is another reason their face is darker.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

More Reasons Your Wife Does Not See You As A Man

You actually know the difference between mauve and rose.

You know the difference between taupe hose and gray hose.

You can put on a pair of Cuban heeled seamed stockings and get the seams straight the first time.

You know what a Cuban heel is.

Your wife just uses the little applicators and pads that come with makeup.  You have a kit of professional makeup brushes including three separate brushes for eyeshadow alone.

She has called you a slut and was joking.

She has called you a slut and was serious.

She has called you "a bitch" in anger.

You ask her if her favorite lover is mad at her since she hasn't seen him in a month.

She hasn't slept with any of her lovers in a couple of weeks and you tell her she needs to get out more.

Her idea of spending a pleasant April weekend is at a resort on the beach fucking a lover.  Your idea of a spending the same pleasant April weekend is wearing some of your French maid uniforms and working from Friday night to Sunday night giving the house a thorough spring cleaning.

You are hand washing your most delicate lingerie and you thoughtfully ask her if she needs any of hers done while you're at it.

She has watched you walking out of a building with your leg flashing out of the slit in your skirt and commented when you got in the car about how sexy your legs are.

Your wife's tramp stamp is a Polynesian tribal tattoo.  Your tramp stamp is soft green vines, pink flowers and pastel butterflies.

Your wife got her bellybutton pierced after seeing how cute yours looked.


Friday, January 31, 2014

In Memorium - A Special Lady

I really question whether I should write this although it doesn't make any difference now plus a lot of people won't believe it anyway.  I feel like I need to write it though but, even so, I've still waited a few months to finish it.  We subscribe to our major city newspaper along with a "local county" newspaper and in that local newspaper a while back, I saw an obituary.  The woman who passed away was an only child, parents already deceased, no children and never married.  She was also a teacher but never taught at any of the schools I went to.  The reason her name stood out was she lived on the street beside us and I did her yard work...mowing her lawn and such.  When I say the street beside us, we lived on a corner lot and had a very long back yard.  The street that ran alongside our back yard went down past the house behind us before it made a turn but it had houses across the street facing our yard and she moved into one of those houses when I was 13.  I can't say that she was really beautiful because she wasn't but I would say she was cute.  She was at least 20-25 pounds overweight which really showed up on her because she was barely five feet tall and she was really quite well "gifted" in the breast department.  Now I've talked about how much I loved sucking D's cock but at age 14, with raging hormones, I was certainly fascinated by large breasts also, having seen my father's Playboy magazines.

Anyway, during the summer when I was 14, I would mow her grass when ever she asked and I was usually wearing shorts, a t-shirt and sneakers since where we lived it got really hot and humid.  When I would finish mowing her front yard, she generally invited me in to cool off for a few minutes and get something to drink. We would sit and talk but I have to say that I'm sure, with her cup size, I wasn't subtle about staring at her.  And, of course, looking at them gave me a hard on, not that I needed an excuse like any teen that age.  I epect that, with her being overweight, she probably didn't get the attention from men most women get so I guess being lusted after by a young boy was a turn on for her.  Gradually over the summer she started touching me on the arm or standing near me when I was sitting down cooling off so that those breasts were right at eye level.  I had been at summer camp for two weeks and when I got home, she wanted me to cut the grass as soon as I could.  I went over the next morning and before I got started mowing, she invited me in for a moment.  She told me that she had missed me while I was gone and was glad I was back.  She gave me a hug from almost the side but trapped my arm between those objects of fascination.  Of course having my arm between them produced an instant erection.  The kind of erection a friend of mine used to say was so hard the cat couldn't scratch it.  It would gradually subside as I mowed the front yard until I thought about how soft her breasts were and I was instantly hard again.  After finishing the front, I went in for the usual cool down and drink.  She had made some lemonade which she brought over to the table and as she set it in front of me, she hugged me again, this time from behind with my head between her breasts.  Naturally it was instant hard on again and almost cumming in my pants.  At that age, I was sure it was an accident  since women didn't rub their breasts on you on purpose.  And I was really embarrassed because I didn't want her to see me getting hard.  My head was spinning by this time just from the sensory overload of feeling her breasts against me so it was a little bit of a shock to realize she was rubbing my shoulders.  I'm sure you can see where this is going but I'm not going to give every little detail since this is a tribute to her, not an erotic story.  Let's just say it went,  on that and other days, as far as your imagination will take you. I learned a lot from her, much of which benefited D next door but that's beside the point.  This is just my dedication to a special lady.  Was I the only one she ever blessed?  I don't know and don't care.  All I care about is may she RIP.







Friday, January 24, 2014

An Interesting Sensation

Or should I say lack of sensation.  We have a tube of ointment in the medicine chest that contains mint and lidocaine, a topical anesthetic that is absorbed through the skin creating a numbness.  Now first of all, this is not your garden variety of over the counter ointment but is a prescription so it is much stronger.  I noticed the tube in the medicine cabinet the other day and, of course, this got my warped, depraved, fucked up brain to thinking.  What is this were applied to my limp little imitation of a cock?  Granted I am totally fucking impotent but I still feel sensations although nothing strong enough to cause an erection.  But could I make it totally numb if my little nub were exposed to the ointment for a good length of time?  And how to keep the ointment applied so that it doesn't rub off?  To solve that problem, I took a small prescription bottle, smeared some ointment around the sides of the bottle, smeared a little more on the head of my tiny cock and slid the bottle over my little dicklette.  The ointment has a greasy base that acted as a lubricant but yes, I fit inside a small prescription bottle!  Then to hold it in place, I pulled on a very tight pair of panties.  Starting out, the mint in the ointment began creating it's own sensations producing a slight burning that at the same time was kind of pleasant.  I noticed as time went on the burning began changing to a slight cold sensation which finally changed to nothing at all.  I was totally numb but I wanted to make sure so I left my cock in the bottle absorbing the anesthetic for a total of two and a half hours.  When I took it off I wanted to see just how numb it was so I took my thumb and forefinger and flicked it as hard as I could.  Oh, I could feel the impact but nothing else. To test this out, I pulled out my slinkiest pair of PJs and put them on.  Even though I can't get an erection, they still normally feel pleasant rubbing my little cock.  This time?  Nothing, it was like my cock wasn't even there and you know something?  I liked it!!!

Did My Wife Lose Her Amateur Status

A while back, my wife was between jobs like a lot of people are now days.  She was engaging in a little pillow talk with one of her lovers while waiting for him to get hard again when he said she should come work for him in his office.  He said he had a project that was about three months work and she could be looking for a job in the meantime.  She accepted the job and went to work for him completing his project.  The thing about it, her salary was about twice what one would normally get for doing that job.  Of course one of the added side jobs of the project included sex with him two or three times a week at lunch and two of three nights a week.  Now keep in mind that she would have continued fucking him no matter the salary.  So the question is, was he just overpaying her for the work she was doing or was he paying her half the salary for the work and the other half for sex.  Was she an office worker getting sex on the side or was she an office worker for half of her salary and a paid whore for the other half?  Personally, I like to think she was his whore as it makes me feel even more of a cuckold knowing she was selling her pussy.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

You Know It's Cold

...when you're wearing a tank top, long sleeve top with a hooded sweater over that along with fleece  leggings, pink fuzzy socks, ankle boots, an ankle length heavy crushed velvet skirt, gloves and a pink ski jacket.  Despite all that when you go outside you can still feel the cold sucking the heat right out of you.