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This is based on an approximate date of August 15, 2008 at 8PM as the last time I fucked my wife.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Five Gallons

I have mentioned in earlier blogs that my wife has fucked over 200 real men besides the times she has fucked me, her tiny dicked, sissy faggot husband.  I was interested in another sissy faggot's blog where she was trying to calculate how many gallons of cum had been pumped out while masturbating to her blog. Well, I decided to apply the same math to my wife's dalliances and see about how much cum other men have pumped into her pussy.  So back to those over 200 men who have slid between her legs and gave her something I can't...a manly fucking.  Some of those men were one night stands but others fucked her 10, 20, 30 or 40 times and one of them I'm sure fucked her at least 200 times but for simplicity sake, lets say she fucked each man an average of 10-20 times.  This would mean overall she has been fucked by real men anywhere from 2000 to 4000 times.  Now let's say that 400 of those times those men were wearing a condom so let's estimate that real men have pumped cum into her pussy anywhere from 1600 to 3600 times at the average of 12 milliliters volume per cum.  This would give us a total of 19200 to 43200ml of cum with one gallon equaling 3785ml.   If you divide that out, it means that she has had somewhere between 5 and 11.5 gallons of cum injected by men into her cunt. Even if you deduct the times she has spent one, two or even three nights with her lovers at their home or in a hotel room out of town from her volume, I really don't think that would be enough to affect her total. Now, while I have never made a special thing of cream pies like some cuckolds do, I never minded eating her pussy after someone fucked her.  Hey, I'm a faggot!  If I'll suck cum right from someones cock and swallow it, why would I object to sucking second hand cum out of her pussy.  Getting back to our numbers though, if we go for the middle ground in the numbers, we would be looking at average of 8.25.  So just to round it off, lets say my wife has brought home a total of 8 gallons of cum since she started fucking real men instead of me. Now if you figure that I ate her pussy one in seven times she came home with cum in it, it would mean that I have swallowed at least a gallon of real men's cum secondhand.

One thing for sure is that about 40 men have contributed to her total since the last time I slid my little dick between her pussy lips almost 3 years ago.  Not that I would contribute much to her total if I still was able to fuck her.  I take a prescription med that has the side effect of reducing ejaculate and I take a low dose of estrogen which over the years has shrunk my testicles to the size of marbles and my dick to the size that it will fit in a 35mm film canister along with a drastic reduction in volume so, if men  pump out 12ml of cum, then my sissy volume is probably less than half a milliliter if that much.  She even commented on how little cum I made after one of the very few mercy blowjobs she's given me since that last fuck in July of 2008.  She didn't come right out and say it but the implications of her comment were that any one of the four guys she was fucking then was a lot more man than me.  Since I consider myself a sissy faggot instead of a man, not being as much of a man as the guys who fuck her is just fine with me.

1 comment:

  1. What a fascinating calculation. Oh how I would love a mercy blowjob. Sigh, at least there is always hope.

    My ability to make a mess is a lot less than it used to be, but I do get awfully sticky sometimes with precum.