My wife is in Florida being fucked silly by one of her boyfriends. Well last night, I had sex with a man and a woman! Well okay, he fucked me in the ass while I licked her pussy and she made fun of both of us. Calling her husband pathetic excuse for a man and only good for fucking faggot asses while calling me a castrated baby dicked little pussy who is good for only being used as a cunt. It was so much fun.
Now first of all, I've known this couple for years and we met when they answered my wife's ad. They are both very sweet, bisexual and quite adventurous. In fact, she was the last woman other than my wife, I ever fucked and we have a long sexual history. She and my wife did a 69 right next to her husband and me doing a 69, I've fucked her, she's given me a blowjob, her husband has fucked my wife, my wife has given him a blowjob, I've fucked the husband, he's given me a blowjob, he has fucked me and I've given him a blowjob. She has been absolutely fascinated by me being castrated, loving to feel between my legs where my balls used to be. She even woke me up once during the night feeling me. This morning she told us to "entertain ourselves" while she went and made breakfast although she did stay and watch while I fluffed her husband but went out when I mounted him cowgirl. We were relaxing with my head on his shoulder and his arm around me when she came in to tell us breakfast was ready. I did clean up so as not to mess up their kitchen chairs. The funniest moment of the entire time I was there happened when I went in the bedroom to dress. She came in doing a sexy walk, shoved me back on the bed, jumped on me, Then started rubbing her pussy all over my little dick and passionately kissing me. After about a minute with no reaction from my little dick, she looked me in the eyes and said. "Wow, you really don't have any sexual feelings do you?" I told her I enjoyed the kisses and the touching and her pussy felt pleasurable but not sexually. She told me she was amazed at the difference between before I was castrated and now. That before I could get excited but wouldn't fuck because I didn't want to break my streak of not fucking a woman ( now at almost 9 years) and now I have no interest and can't fuck a woman. I'm now her best "girlfriend" and next time she wants to go for a girls night out, I'm her winggirl to keep men from bothering her.
Random thoughts from a cuckold, wimp, castrated sissy faggot regarding my wife's close to 500 lovers, my lovers, a few who have had us both and any other thing that happens to cross my very fucked up mind.
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Sunday, July 23, 2017
Last Night
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Friday, July 21, 2017
A Sex Vacation
One thing I have found being castrated for well over a year
now is I am becoming a bit submissive.
Oh, I’m not talking about the put a dog collar on me and lead me around
on a leash submissive. Just less
resistant to things. For instance, my
wife told me the other day she was going to Florida with one of her boyfriends
for a few days of fun and nights of hot fucking. Now while I love being a cuckold and the
thought of my wife sleeping with another man has always been wonderfully
humiliating, I would normally have wanted to go along on a trip like that. But in this instance, I just said “Have fun.” Another example involves this same
boyfriend. He had just finished fucking
my wife and they were still snuggled in bed when he looked at me (he likes me
to watch) and said, “Go get us a couple of glasses of wine.” While it wasn’t said in a nasty manner, it
also wasn’t a request, just a flat statement.
In the past, I would have brought the wine but I also would have given
it back to him with something like, “Just who was your fucking maid last week?”
But this also made me think.
This particular boyfriend works from home about 95% of the time. His house has what’s called a Mother-In-Law
apartment off the back deck. It’s
basically what’s now being called a tiny house and was where his mother-in-law
lived prior to his divorce. What I was
thinking is, my wife and I have plenty of time off so what would it be like if
we lived with him for say a month. Well,
actually it would be the two of them living together as husband and wife while
I live in the apartment. As their
maid. The only thing I would be allowed
to wear seven days a week would be maid’s uniforms and I would do all the cooking,
laundry, and cleaning. Maybe just a
plain uniform with flats for the daytime and a nice frilly French maid uniform
with heels for the nights and weekends. The only drawback I can see to this is she
might not want to ever leave after 30 days and nights of being long dicked by
him. Of course, since the boyfriend is bi and likes to occasionally fuck me, after 30 days I might
not want to leave either.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
This actually happened one night.
Hi John. Sure baby, let me get my coat on and I'll be right there.
No lover, I wasn't busy. Just talking to my husband.
John called one evening and my wife literally got up out of bed during foreplay, slipped on a dress, went over to his house and spent a little over an hour fucking him. Such is the life of a cuckold. I did get the benefit of sloppy seconds since John was one of the men who got to fuck her bareback.
Now this would be really cuckolding
I read something the other day that I thought would be close to the ultimate in cuckolding. The premise was the wife was trying to get pregnant but was NOT having sex with her husband. Instead she was having sex with a man/men other than her husband but they were all required to wear condoms. Now how would she get pregnant if every time she was fucked, he was wearing a condom. Simple, as soon as her lover would cum, her husband would carefully remove the condom from her lover, insert the open end into his wife and gently push the condom into her inverting it to push her lovers semen as deeply as possible. Wouldn't it be absolutely delicious to know you got your wife pregnant but you got her pregnant with another man's semen? Imagine the humiliation as you watch her pregnancy advance knowing you are only "sort of" the father.
What do you think. Can you come up with other ultimate cuckolding scenarios?
What do you think. Can you come up with other ultimate cuckolding scenarios?
Friday, April 3, 2015
Ask A Silly Question
The other day I asked my wife why it was I never knew when she had an orgasm?
She said that was easy to solve. Next time she had one, when she got out of his bed, she would call and tell me about it.
She said that was easy to solve. Next time she had one, when she got out of his bed, she would call and tell me about it.
Monday, August 18, 2014
An Anniversary...Of Sorts - No Sex For Six Years
I let the day sneak up on me but as near as I can figure, the last time I engaged in genital sex with my wife (or any woman) was six years ago last Friday. I'm pretty sure of the date because of an injury right after that which required surgery (outpatient) but extensive and painful physical rehab. Now since that time I received oral sex from my wife a total of six times by my count. Of course as I've mentioned before, it's impossible now due to impotence and no, Viagra didn't work. So based on the amount of time she's been gone tonight it's probably only been a few minutes (six maybe?) since my wife has had sex and six years for me. I so love being an impotent cuckold.
Sunday, August 17, 2014
She Has A Date Part II
She called last night at 6:00 right when I expected it. She told me they were going out to dinner at a very nice restaurant on the other side of town. She and I have eaten there and it is a nice atmosphere, good service, good food and best of all, some of the booths are almost private. Not enough for any real intimate behavior but enough that lovers can kiss without putting on a PDA. She told me they would be going back to his place where she would be spending the night and would probably be home in the early afternoon today. I did find out it's one of her boyfriends and he's on vacation. He wanted her to spend the entire week with him starting yesterday but she has some meetings and a doctors appointment this week.
Saturday, August 16, 2014
She Has A Date
It’s 1:08 Saturday afternoon and my wife has been gone since 7:30 this
morning. I know she has a date today but she didn’t say whether it was
someone new or one of her established boyfriends. I do know she had a
bag with her so I’m wondering if it’s a weekender. I’ll get a call or,
more likely, a text later to let me know. Looks like it will be lunch,
maybe dinner and breakfast tomorrow for one at the Sissy Cuckold
household. There was a time when I would be rock hard knowing she was
with a man who would be fucking her. Now I’m just limp in my panties
like I always am 24/7/365. Impotence is a wonderful thing for someone
like me.
Monday, May 26, 2014
Am I The Ultimate Cuckold?
I'm really not sure what would be an "ultimate cuckold. Is it a sissy I know who has never had sex with her wife? When they were dating, they agreed the wife would only have sex with men sot the sissy has pumped so much estrogen, progesterone and anti-androgens into herself that she's up to B cup breasts, completely shriveled balls and not a chance of an erection. The closest she has ever come to sex with her wife is fluffing her wife's lovers and licking their cum out of her. Could the ultimate cuckold be someone whose wedding night was spent alone while the wife fucked someone else? Or would the ultimate cuckold be what I have suspected but am becoming more convinced of. That someone else is the father of our child.
Now I've written about a lot of my wife's lovers but I've always suspected there was another that she would never, ever tell me about. Around the same time we decided to try for a baby, a relative of mine was working in town. He would occasionally drop by out apartment and a few times even spend the night on our sofa. I know my wife was attracted to him as, after she had started cuckolding me, mentioned how sexy she thought he was. Since we grew up together, I've always known women were attracted to him because he is tall, shaggy dark blond hair, good looking and, last but not least, well hung. As for me, while I'm taller than my wife, I'm still shorter than a lot of women, dark hair and have an effeminate face with no eyebrow ridges and also no adam's apple. The last part is rather handy when wearing makeup and, in comparing pictures, I am definitely my mother's daughter. Going back to my relative, when it comes to women, he has no restrictions. Married or not, if he can talk her into spreading her legs, he will fuck her! And I'm becoming more and more positive that's exactly what he did to my wife after she had discontinued her birth control.
Now as to why I think this. As I said, I am rather short with dark hair. My wife has lighter hair but still darker than my relative. Our (their?) son however is tall for his age, quite good looking and has hair the exact same color as my relative. Plus, based on a chart of penis length by age I looked up once, he is also well hung for his age. So as he gets older, I am more and more convinced that the sperm used to conceive him did not come from me. At least I really hope it didn't. It's so humiliating that my wife and this relative may know that they were the ones who conceived a child while I was at work.
Now I've written about a lot of my wife's lovers but I've always suspected there was another that she would never, ever tell me about. Around the same time we decided to try for a baby, a relative of mine was working in town. He would occasionally drop by out apartment and a few times even spend the night on our sofa. I know my wife was attracted to him as, after she had started cuckolding me, mentioned how sexy she thought he was. Since we grew up together, I've always known women were attracted to him because he is tall, shaggy dark blond hair, good looking and, last but not least, well hung. As for me, while I'm taller than my wife, I'm still shorter than a lot of women, dark hair and have an effeminate face with no eyebrow ridges and also no adam's apple. The last part is rather handy when wearing makeup and, in comparing pictures, I am definitely my mother's daughter. Going back to my relative, when it comes to women, he has no restrictions. Married or not, if he can talk her into spreading her legs, he will fuck her! And I'm becoming more and more positive that's exactly what he did to my wife after she had discontinued her birth control.
Now as to why I think this. As I said, I am rather short with dark hair. My wife has lighter hair but still darker than my relative. Our (their?) son however is tall for his age, quite good looking and has hair the exact same color as my relative. Plus, based on a chart of penis length by age I looked up once, he is also well hung for his age. So as he gets older, I am more and more convinced that the sperm used to conceive him did not come from me. At least I really hope it didn't. It's so humiliating that my wife and this relative may know that they were the ones who conceived a child while I was at work.
Saturday, May 24, 2014
How I Knew I Would Make A Good Cuckold
Someone asked me how did I know I wouldn't become insanely jealous and furious knowing someone had been fucking or even watching someone fuck my wife. In other words, how did I know I would like being a cuckold. The person asking this was in a relationship and they were talking about her having sex with other men. While he was turned on by the idea of sitting at home knowing his wife was in a bed with a man fucking her, he was worried about how he would feel afterward.
So how did I know? While there were some earlier signs when we were dating, I knew when we were on vacation, staying at a hotel on the beach. We were out on the beach and my wife was wearing a bikini made out of a material which looked wet even when it was dry. The bottom was a little conservative although both sides were wide open with front and back connected by rings. The top however was just two triangles of material connected by a ring between her breasts with a string tie for the neck and a string tie for the back. It covered some of her breasts but not all, especially if she was laying on her back. I had walked out in the water a little ways to do some body surfing when I noticed there was a guy standing next to where my wife was laying talking to her. Now from where he was standing at her feet, he was looking right between my wife's spread legs as he talked to her. My first instinct was to go ask what he thought he was doing but I decided just to watch and see what happened. He sat down on my towel and talked to her some more but after about ten minutes he got up and walked off so I headed up to see what the story was. My wife was laughing when I asked what the guy wanted (stupid question). She said for the first couple of minutes he just chatted about where we were from, how long were we staying and how nice her bikini looked. Right from the start she made sure he saw her wedding rings and finally he asked where I was. She told him out in the water and that's when he started his pickup lines. He asked if she could slip away for a little while....no. How about telling me she was going shopping tomorrow. He would pick her up at our hotel and they could go to his apartment not far away....no. How about going to the lounge tonight and see if she could get me really drunk. Then they could get away for a while....no. No matter what he proposed, she turned him down but as she related it to me, I could see her nipples were hard and she was breathing just a touch faster than normal. Thinking about what she was saying, the vision of her in our hotel room, legs around his waist and him fucking and cumming into her actually made me a little dizzy. And excited. I had to lay on my stomach for a while to get the little tent in my swim trunks to go down. That was what got me started thinking about what it would be like if she fucked men instead of me. Over time these visions of her fucking men varied of course. I fantasized about her with one man, two men and even with a room full of men. I wrote in another post about how we ended up with her fucking a lot, and I mean a LOT, of men so I won't rehash that here. Anyway, that's how I knew I would make an excellent cuckold.
Oh, one other thing. After my wife really got into the whole hotwife thing and was fucking several men a month, I asked her if she remembered the guy who tried to pick her up on the beach. She said of course she remembered him. She said the minute he sat down and started trying to get her to go with him her nipples were hard and her pussy was wet. I told her I had noticed her nipples but didn't know she was that wet. I did tell her about the fantasies I had of her going to our room and fucking him and she started laughing. She said that was funny because she was having the same fantasies. It's too bad we didn't share those fantasies then as it was a few more years before she started regularly fucking men. She probably would have a couple of hundred more men in her "collection."
So how did I know? While there were some earlier signs when we were dating, I knew when we were on vacation, staying at a hotel on the beach. We were out on the beach and my wife was wearing a bikini made out of a material which looked wet even when it was dry. The bottom was a little conservative although both sides were wide open with front and back connected by rings. The top however was just two triangles of material connected by a ring between her breasts with a string tie for the neck and a string tie for the back. It covered some of her breasts but not all, especially if she was laying on her back. I had walked out in the water a little ways to do some body surfing when I noticed there was a guy standing next to where my wife was laying talking to her. Now from where he was standing at her feet, he was looking right between my wife's spread legs as he talked to her. My first instinct was to go ask what he thought he was doing but I decided just to watch and see what happened. He sat down on my towel and talked to her some more but after about ten minutes he got up and walked off so I headed up to see what the story was. My wife was laughing when I asked what the guy wanted (stupid question). She said for the first couple of minutes he just chatted about where we were from, how long were we staying and how nice her bikini looked. Right from the start she made sure he saw her wedding rings and finally he asked where I was. She told him out in the water and that's when he started his pickup lines. He asked if she could slip away for a little while....no. How about telling me she was going shopping tomorrow. He would pick her up at our hotel and they could go to his apartment not far away....no. How about going to the lounge tonight and see if she could get me really drunk. Then they could get away for a while....no. No matter what he proposed, she turned him down but as she related it to me, I could see her nipples were hard and she was breathing just a touch faster than normal. Thinking about what she was saying, the vision of her in our hotel room, legs around his waist and him fucking and cumming into her actually made me a little dizzy. And excited. I had to lay on my stomach for a while to get the little tent in my swim trunks to go down. That was what got me started thinking about what it would be like if she fucked men instead of me. Over time these visions of her fucking men varied of course. I fantasized about her with one man, two men and even with a room full of men. I wrote in another post about how we ended up with her fucking a lot, and I mean a LOT, of men so I won't rehash that here. Anyway, that's how I knew I would make an excellent cuckold.
Oh, one other thing. After my wife really got into the whole hotwife thing and was fucking several men a month, I asked her if she remembered the guy who tried to pick her up on the beach. She said of course she remembered him. She said the minute he sat down and started trying to get her to go with him her nipples were hard and her pussy was wet. I told her I had noticed her nipples but didn't know she was that wet. I did tell her about the fantasies I had of her going to our room and fucking him and she started laughing. She said that was funny because she was having the same fantasies. It's too bad we didn't share those fantasies then as it was a few more years before she started regularly fucking men. She probably would have a couple of hundred more men in her "collection."
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
The Accidental Gangbang
This is how my wife was accidentally gangbanged once. No, she didn't fall down and a group of naked men trip, landing their cocks in her pussy. If you haven't done so, read my post about Online Gangbang Groups first. I mentioned in that post that occasionally women who were setting up gangbangs would ask for one or more women to be included with the men. One day the moderator of her group called her and asked if she would be interested in being the woman among a group of men gangbanging one of the members. What the woman had set up was she would be available to any man between 6pm and midnight. All they had to do was stop by fuck her and leave. My wife's purpose was simply to fluff anyone who needed it and provide a little soothing tongue to the woman during any breaks in the action. It was to be on a Friday night, I would out of town, not getting home until Saturday around noon, she had done a 69 with the woman before and she hadn't had any pussy in a while, my wife agreed. (You know you're a wimp cuckold when your wife gets more pussy than you do.) Anyway, come the night of the gangbang and a lot more men showed up than the woman expected. Have you ever heard the expression "eyes too big for your stomach" when you take more to eat than you can actually eat? In this case, the woman's "eyes were too big for her pussy." My wife said she wasn't sure how many men fucked the woman but, despite the amount of KY used on her, around 10:00 the woman was just too sore to continue. Since there were still a few men left, the moderator of the group asked my wife to take over. In relating it to me the next night, she said she stripped, lay down on the bed next to the woman and started fucking the men left. She said by midnight, she had fucked seven men (the woman who started the gangbang was fluffing them for her so it was one after another assembly line style). After the husband had taken the woman home, it was just the moderator along with my wife left in the motel room and if you read the other post, you know what happened. She drove home with a pussy full of his cum. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't home to take advantage of his cum in her. It's also a good thing my wife had been well satisfied that night. The next night telling me about it caused me to cum in less than 60 seconds. I did manage to get hard again on Sunday and lasted at least two minutes then.
So that's how my wife ended up in an accidental gangbang.
So that's how my wife ended up in an accidental gangbang.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
I Wonder Who It Was She Fucked Saturday
I think I've mentioned it before but whenever my wife if fucking someone, she always tells me who, when and where. The main reason for this is her safety as there are some rather crazy people out there. Saturday I had several things to do and she knew I would be gone for several hours. Last night, I happened to notice her favorite pair of black panties in the area we hang dry delicate items so I reached up to feel them and yes, they were wet. If she wears panties instead of going bare to meet one of the men she's fucking this is the pair she normally picks. Plus she was in an extraordinarily good mood last night. Now all of this indicates that sometime between when I left and when I got home, my wife got a serious fucking but I don't know who from. And of course, I'm not going to ask. However I have a feeling I do know who it was. I talked about Robert when I wrote about being downstairs and listening to her fucking right over my head. Also, I don't know if I've mentioned it but Robert is also the man she went on a five day road trip with. What I think happened is something that has happened several times before. If Robert is working anywhere close by, it's not unusual for him to come pick her up at lunch and go somewhere for an hour or so fuck session. He's the same guy that dropped off some building supplies at the house once in preparation for a project then told her to get in the truck. He looked at me as he walked back to his truck and simply said, "I'm going to take your wife off and fuck her for a while." Of course I just said, "OK" and went back in the house. What makes me think Robert took her somewhere is her car hadn't moved unless she managed to get it back in the exact same spot it was sitting in when I left. Robert is the only one of her lovers that has ever picked her up at home and she wouldn't have worn those panties if she was simply fucking someone in the house. Also she wouldn't have washed them out like she did unless the crotch was full of cum. So all the evidence points to, while her sissy faggot husband was gone, my wife was well fucked. I'm glad for her since she deserves real men with normal or larger cocks and great staying power instead of a premature ejaculating, small dicked wimp like me. After all, my pathetic little cock hasn't been in anything in over five years so one of us deserves a lot of pleasure. I'm just happy it's her getting it.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
More Reasons Your Wife Does Not See You As A Man
You actually know the difference between mauve and rose.
You know the difference between taupe hose and gray hose.
You can put on a pair of Cuban heeled seamed stockings and get the seams straight the first time.
You know what a Cuban heel is.
Your wife just uses the little applicators and pads that come with makeup. You have a kit of professional makeup brushes including three separate brushes for eyeshadow alone.
She has called you a slut and was joking.
She has called you a slut and was serious.
She has called you "a bitch" in anger.
You ask her if her favorite lover is mad at her since she hasn't seen him in a month.
She hasn't slept with any of her lovers in a couple of weeks and you tell her she needs to get out more.
Her idea of spending a pleasant April weekend is at a resort on the beach fucking a lover. Your idea of a spending the same pleasant April weekend is wearing some of your French maid uniforms and working from Friday night to Sunday night giving the house a thorough spring cleaning.
You are hand washing your most delicate lingerie and you thoughtfully ask her if she needs any of hers done while you're at it.
She has watched you walking out of a building with your leg flashing out of the slit in your skirt and commented when you got in the car about how sexy your legs are.
Your wife's tramp stamp is a Polynesian tribal tattoo. Your tramp stamp is soft green vines, pink flowers and pastel butterflies.
Your wife got her bellybutton pierced after seeing how cute yours looked.
You know the difference between taupe hose and gray hose.
You can put on a pair of Cuban heeled seamed stockings and get the seams straight the first time.
You know what a Cuban heel is.
Your wife just uses the little applicators and pads that come with makeup. You have a kit of professional makeup brushes including three separate brushes for eyeshadow alone.
She has called you a slut and was joking.
She has called you a slut and was serious.
She has called you "a bitch" in anger.
You ask her if her favorite lover is mad at her since she hasn't seen him in a month.
She hasn't slept with any of her lovers in a couple of weeks and you tell her she needs to get out more.
Her idea of spending a pleasant April weekend is at a resort on the beach fucking a lover. Your idea of a spending the same pleasant April weekend is wearing some of your French maid uniforms and working from Friday night to Sunday night giving the house a thorough spring cleaning.
You are hand washing your most delicate lingerie and you thoughtfully ask her if she needs any of hers done while you're at it.
She has watched you walking out of a building with your leg flashing out of the slit in your skirt and commented when you got in the car about how sexy your legs are.
Your wife's tramp stamp is a Polynesian tribal tattoo. Your tramp stamp is soft green vines, pink flowers and pastel butterflies.
Your wife got her bellybutton pierced after seeing how cute yours looked.
Friday, January 24, 2014
Did My Wife Lose Her Amateur Status
A while back, my wife was between jobs like a lot of people are now days. She was engaging in a little pillow talk with one of her lovers while waiting for him to get hard again when he said she should come work for him in his office. He said he had a project that was about three months work and she could be looking for a job in the meantime. She accepted the job and went to work for him completing his project. The thing about it, her salary was about twice what one would normally get for doing that job. Of course one of the added side jobs of the project included sex with him two or three times a week at lunch and two of three nights a week. Now keep in mind that she would have continued fucking him no matter the salary. So the question is, was he just overpaying her for the work she was doing or was he paying her half the salary for the work and the other half for sex. Was she an office worker getting sex on the side or was she an office worker for half of her salary and a paid whore for the other half? Personally, I like to think she was his whore as it makes me feel even more of a cuckold knowing she was selling her pussy.
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
I Took Some Purity Tests Online Today
I took a few purity tests today just playing around online. One rated me 32.4% pure, another rated me 22% pure and a final one rated me 20% (Totally Depraved). Apparently the only lower rating I could have gotten on that test was Sick and Wrong. And to think, I only missed that one by a few points! Actually I figured it out that I missed it by ten points and that I was the top of the Totally Depraved. One more point and I would have gone to Decidedly Perverted, I also took a Sexuality Spectrum and was rated as bi with gay leanings. I guess that means given a choice between pussy and cock, I'll take the cock.
The first test with the 32.4% score was a 1000 question test and the second 22% score was a 200 question test from the same website. One obvious reason for the different score is on the 1000 word test they might ask four questions regarding getting scratches on your or your partners back during sex. You might answer one yes and three no. Meanwhile, on the 200 question test, they might combine all of these into one question allowing you to answer with one yes only to that question. Since each yes lowers your purity and each no raises it, obviously you will score lower where several questions are combined. There is also a 500 question test on the same website which I'm sure would show a result somewhere between the two.
The third test was only 100 questions so again it's a matter of less no answers and more yes answers. It did seem they had cribbed a lot of their questions from the website with the 200, 500 and 1000 question tests. The difference with the site is their rankings of purity. The following are their rankings and, as you can see, I almost made it to the top or maybe the "bottom of the barrel." I guess maybe if I when my Boxer had humped my leg when I was a teen, if I had let him...nah being knotted wouldn't be worth a lower score would it? Or maybe I could have jacked off a horse down at the farm. I don't remember if this test had a question about it, I'm not setting up a drug lab to get a lower score. Walter White I'm not! Oh well, at least only 2% of the people who took this test were more warped that me. So I can proudly say I'm more fucked up than 98% of the people who took this test.
The first test with the 32.4% score was a 1000 question test and the second 22% score was a 200 question test from the same website. One obvious reason for the different score is on the 1000 word test they might ask four questions regarding getting scratches on your or your partners back during sex. You might answer one yes and three no. Meanwhile, on the 200 question test, they might combine all of these into one question allowing you to answer with one yes only to that question. Since each yes lowers your purity and each no raises it, obviously you will score lower where several questions are combined. There is also a 500 question test on the same website which I'm sure would show a result somewhere between the two.
The third test was only 100 questions so again it's a matter of less no answers and more yes answers. It did seem they had cribbed a lot of their questions from the website with the 200, 500 and 1000 question tests. The difference with the site is their rankings of purity. The following are their rankings and, as you can see, I almost made it to the top or maybe the "bottom of the barrel." I guess maybe if I when my Boxer had humped my leg when I was a teen, if I had let him...nah being knotted wouldn't be worth a lower score would it? Or maybe I could have jacked off a horse down at the farm. I don't remember if this test had a question about it, I'm not setting up a drug lab to get a lower score. Walter White I'm not! Oh well, at least only 2% of the people who took this test were more warped that me. So I can proudly say I'm more fucked up than 98% of the people who took this test.
20% pure: Totally Depraved
You are just 20% sexually pure!
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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You scored 20% on purity, higher than 2% of your peers.
All possible test results
Sick and Wrong
Totally Depraved
Decidedly Perverted
Very Kinky
Somewhat Debaucherous
Rather Experienced
Tad Inexperienced
Mostly Innocent
Uncorrupted
Pure as Driven Snow
The results of the Sexuality Spectrum I think are a little skewed by the way they ask questions. For instance, if we are happily married, even if she and I are both getting sex from men and not each other, it still counts toward being heterosexual. On the test, it doesn't matter if my idea of great sex is sucking a cock hard before he fucks my wife. It doesn't matter if my idea of group sex is sitting in the corner watching ten men gang fuck my wife or laying on the bed with ten men DPing me. It doesn't matter that I haven't had sex with my wife in five and a half years but she's been fucked hundreds of times by a lot of men (and a few women) in that same period. It doesn't matter if my idea of a long cock slowly sliding in and out is in and out of my ass. If you are happy with your wife as a platonic partner, or in other words almost a sister, it's hard to score very much on the gay side.
This is the website for the 200, 500 and 1000 question tests. Answer them honestly and post your scores in comments here. http://www.puritytest.net/ Try it out and let me know how well or poorly you did.
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Monday, December 9, 2013
Fucked In Strange Places
My wife and I were talking this evening about some of the places she's been fucked. She's met lovers in under $50 per night motels, $100+ per night hotels and even $500+ per night resorts. She's been fucked in men's homes, apartments, condos, etc. When she was seeing Roy several nights a week, she was fucked in every room in his house, the garage, Roy's car and truck. She's fucked at the beach, in a vacant public park, in a hot tub, in a pool, in a backyard on a blanket looking up at the stars and in a backyard using a lounge chair by the pool during the day. She's been fucked with somewhere around 20 people watching and she's been fucked with only me watching. On a Saturday, she fucked 6 different men in 5 different locations (two were roommates) and then added me, her sissy husband late that night giving me sloppy sevenths.
Probably the strangest place she got fucked, and one I had forgotten, was the sleeper of a semi. And many times in that sleeper. The story behind it is, a truck driver answered her add. She liked his picture plus he could spell and punctuate a sentence, something quite important to her when people wrote her. You would be amazed at how many replies she received which should have been three separate paragraphs but were written as one sentence with no punctuation or capital letters. So back to the story, she decided to meet this driver for coffee to see how they got along (this was always the way of her first meeting...in public). Well it turned out she liked her trucker so they ended up in the sleeper of his cab and, according to her, the fact of vehicles driving by along with people walking close in around the truck produced some huge orgasms. His route brought him through town once a week for about 40-45 weeks a year. Generally he would try to work it so that he could stop in our city on his way to his destination, meet her, continue on to his final point, unload and get a few hours sleep. Then he would get up early, head back for our town and he would make his major break at the truck stop 1.5 miles from the house. He would shower at the truck stop, they would meet for breakfast and then back to the truck for another round of fucking.
He drove that route for about four years so lets use the conservative estimate of 40 times per year he drove through. That would mean she met him twice each trip for a total of 80 times per year. Of course she wasn't able to meet him every time as normal life does get in the way. So lets just say that she met him 65 times per year. Over a four year period that would total to around 260 times she was fucked in the sleeper cab of a semi.
We tried to think of any but it seems like that's the most unusual place she had sex.
With me, the most unusual place I ever had sex was bent over the side rail of a bridge on a side road over an Interstate Highway. This road used to be an old country road but since a four lane highway led from a industrial development to the Interstate and beyond to where this road came in, nobody used it any more as it became the long way around. In fact the last time I remember that road being used before, the President was visiting town. So what we did park on the side of the bridge, walk out to the rail and watched cars going west away from us. I bent over the rail, he lifted my skirt, pulled down my panties and slid into my previously lubed ass. We just took our time an he finally came in me.
So which is more unusual, my wife in the cab of a semi or me bending over the rail of a very busy interstate. If you read this comment on which you think would be more unusual.
Probably the strangest place she got fucked, and one I had forgotten, was the sleeper of a semi. And many times in that sleeper. The story behind it is, a truck driver answered her add. She liked his picture plus he could spell and punctuate a sentence, something quite important to her when people wrote her. You would be amazed at how many replies she received which should have been three separate paragraphs but were written as one sentence with no punctuation or capital letters. So back to the story, she decided to meet this driver for coffee to see how they got along (this was always the way of her first meeting...in public). Well it turned out she liked her trucker so they ended up in the sleeper of his cab and, according to her, the fact of vehicles driving by along with people walking close in around the truck produced some huge orgasms. His route brought him through town once a week for about 40-45 weeks a year. Generally he would try to work it so that he could stop in our city on his way to his destination, meet her, continue on to his final point, unload and get a few hours sleep. Then he would get up early, head back for our town and he would make his major break at the truck stop 1.5 miles from the house. He would shower at the truck stop, they would meet for breakfast and then back to the truck for another round of fucking.
He drove that route for about four years so lets use the conservative estimate of 40 times per year he drove through. That would mean she met him twice each trip for a total of 80 times per year. Of course she wasn't able to meet him every time as normal life does get in the way. So lets just say that she met him 65 times per year. Over a four year period that would total to around 260 times she was fucked in the sleeper cab of a semi.
We tried to think of any but it seems like that's the most unusual place she had sex.
With me, the most unusual place I ever had sex was bent over the side rail of a bridge on a side road over an Interstate Highway. This road used to be an old country road but since a four lane highway led from a industrial development to the Interstate and beyond to where this road came in, nobody used it any more as it became the long way around. In fact the last time I remember that road being used before, the President was visiting town. So what we did park on the side of the bridge, walk out to the rail and watched cars going west away from us. I bent over the rail, he lifted my skirt, pulled down my panties and slid into my previously lubed ass. We just took our time an he finally came in me.
So which is more unusual, my wife in the cab of a semi or me bending over the rail of a very busy interstate. If you read this comment on which you think would be more unusual.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
The other day on Tumblr
The other day on Tumblr, someone posted a captioned picture similar to the one of Cassidy above. The caption asked, "Does your wife know you want her to dress like this....then go out and fuck men?" Well yes, my wife does know it and takes full advantage of it. All the men she sucks and fucks also seem to be quite appreciative of my desire to be cuckolded as many times by as many men as possible.
Friday, August 23, 2013
I Think One Of My Boyfriends Is A Crossdresser
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Thursday, July 4, 2013
A Different Cuckold Experience
I've seen my wife fucked many different ways. I've held cocks to guide them into her pussy and sat 3 feet away watching while a man fucked her. I've seen two men fuck her, I've seen three men make her air tight. I've seen ten men fuck her into little more than a quivering mess that I had to help into the car and she fell asleep before I even got the car cranked. But yesterday, I had an experience different from watching, I got to listen to her getting fucked. Now one of our "rules for cuckolding" has always been don't bring anybody home. However, this was a little different.
First I have to explain something. Our house is really two stories but because it's built into the side of a hill, you actually enter the house on the second floor. Normally the downstairs would be called a basement but since it's above ground in the back and partially on the sides plus being completely finished, we don't call it a basement. We have bedrooms there, bathroom with shower and a little den. Finally, the house needs a new roof which is where the different experience comes in.
One of my wife's lovers owns a construction company and one of the things they do is roofing. So we were having him come by and give us an estimate on the roof yesterday. Now, it's been a little bit of a dry spell for my wife as it's been the end of April since she has been fucked. As we were getting ready for bed Tuesday night, I asked what time Robert would be here to check the roof and she said 9:30. I smiled and told her I felt like staying up very late to watch TV, that I would sleep downstairs and would probably sleep until around 11:30. In other words, I was telling her she had my permission to fuck Robert in the house despite our rule. She tried to say no but I could see her eyes light up and her nipples get hard at the thought. I said yes, headed to the downstairs and I did watch TV but did got to sleep around 2 am or so. Of course I didn't sleep until 11:30...I was really up about 9:15. I knew when Robert got here because I could here her get up from her chair and go to the door right at 9:30. It was right around 10 when I heard the two of them walk back to the bedroom. A bedroom and bed that sits right over my chair downstairs, by the way. As I was sitting there watching TV, I could hear some rustling sounds which I think was Robert getting undressed and then I could hear the bed moving a little. Let me interject two things about my wife here. Number one is she requires very little foreplay to get her excited. Kiss her nipples, run a couple of fingers over her pussy and she's spreading her legs saying, "Fuck me." Number two is my wife is a screamer. I don't mean loud moans, I mean screamer! One of her lovers once wrote that he hoped the people in the next hotel room enjoyed listening to her cum as much as he did. Anyway, it didn't take long before the sounds of the bed became the rhythmic sounds that are only made by two people fucking. I know she had two good orgasms and the third...well I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call 911 to report a woman screaming. It wasn't long after that third one that I heard the pace pick up and then stop suddenly when was Robert cumming in her pussy (he's one of the ones that doesn't have to wear a condom with her). I heard my wife get up and go to the bathroom which meant she was going to clean up and getting a warm washcloth to clean his cock. I'm pretty sure she cleaned him up and then started sucking his cock because before long, I heard her move around the bed. Within a minute or so, the rhythm started up on the bed again, although a little slower and less frantic than the first time. It also lasted a while longer but in the end, they were slamming together just like the first time. With all the "Oh Shit"," Fuck Me"," I'm Cumming" and just pure screams it was like hearing a porno movie in the next room or something. Finally, I could hear them getting up and before long, they were headed for the door. When I heard the shower start upstairs I went on up. I had to laugh when I looked in the bedroom. The top sheet was on the floor, one corner of the fitted sheet was loose, a pillow and a sham were right where her ass would be so Robert had her positioned to stroke her good. I also noticed that the only clothing evident for her was a pair of stockings, a garterbelt and one of her nicer satin robes. Apparently that's what she wore to meet him at the door so he knew he was getting pussy from the start. When she came out of the shower, I asked if a "thank you for sleeping downstairs was in order." She just leaned in the doorway, rolled her eyes up and said, "Oh yeah!"
So how did I feel about that? As far as I know, that was the first time she's fucked anybody in our bed. I know she was getting a little horny so I was glad to "suspend our no one at home" rule for her. I can say that I actually felt a few twitches from my cock. I'm sure if I could still get an erection it would have been one of the "iron hard bar" type. I wrote a couple of months ago she wanted to get Viagra or Cialis so I could try to fuck her but I managed to avoid it. Yesterday, I almost wished I could get hard enough to fuck her because I've always loved sloppy seconds. Knowing that her pussy is wet while I fuck her because it was full of cum, not because I was turning her on used to be really exciting for me. Two months ago, I didn't want to fuck her because it's not something a sissy does and yesterday, I did want to fuck her because I would be the cuckold wimp getting sloppy seconds.
First I have to explain something. Our house is really two stories but because it's built into the side of a hill, you actually enter the house on the second floor. Normally the downstairs would be called a basement but since it's above ground in the back and partially on the sides plus being completely finished, we don't call it a basement. We have bedrooms there, bathroom with shower and a little den. Finally, the house needs a new roof which is where the different experience comes in.
One of my wife's lovers owns a construction company and one of the things they do is roofing. So we were having him come by and give us an estimate on the roof yesterday. Now, it's been a little bit of a dry spell for my wife as it's been the end of April since she has been fucked. As we were getting ready for bed Tuesday night, I asked what time Robert would be here to check the roof and she said 9:30. I smiled and told her I felt like staying up very late to watch TV, that I would sleep downstairs and would probably sleep until around 11:30. In other words, I was telling her she had my permission to fuck Robert in the house despite our rule. She tried to say no but I could see her eyes light up and her nipples get hard at the thought. I said yes, headed to the downstairs and I did watch TV but did got to sleep around 2 am or so. Of course I didn't sleep until 11:30...I was really up about 9:15. I knew when Robert got here because I could here her get up from her chair and go to the door right at 9:30. It was right around 10 when I heard the two of them walk back to the bedroom. A bedroom and bed that sits right over my chair downstairs, by the way. As I was sitting there watching TV, I could hear some rustling sounds which I think was Robert getting undressed and then I could hear the bed moving a little. Let me interject two things about my wife here. Number one is she requires very little foreplay to get her excited. Kiss her nipples, run a couple of fingers over her pussy and she's spreading her legs saying, "Fuck me." Number two is my wife is a screamer. I don't mean loud moans, I mean screamer! One of her lovers once wrote that he hoped the people in the next hotel room enjoyed listening to her cum as much as he did. Anyway, it didn't take long before the sounds of the bed became the rhythmic sounds that are only made by two people fucking. I know she had two good orgasms and the third...well I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call 911 to report a woman screaming. It wasn't long after that third one that I heard the pace pick up and then stop suddenly when was Robert cumming in her pussy (he's one of the ones that doesn't have to wear a condom with her). I heard my wife get up and go to the bathroom which meant she was going to clean up and getting a warm washcloth to clean his cock. I'm pretty sure she cleaned him up and then started sucking his cock because before long, I heard her move around the bed. Within a minute or so, the rhythm started up on the bed again, although a little slower and less frantic than the first time. It also lasted a while longer but in the end, they were slamming together just like the first time. With all the "Oh Shit"," Fuck Me"," I'm Cumming" and just pure screams it was like hearing a porno movie in the next room or something. Finally, I could hear them getting up and before long, they were headed for the door. When I heard the shower start upstairs I went on up. I had to laugh when I looked in the bedroom. The top sheet was on the floor, one corner of the fitted sheet was loose, a pillow and a sham were right where her ass would be so Robert had her positioned to stroke her good. I also noticed that the only clothing evident for her was a pair of stockings, a garterbelt and one of her nicer satin robes. Apparently that's what she wore to meet him at the door so he knew he was getting pussy from the start. When she came out of the shower, I asked if a "thank you for sleeping downstairs was in order." She just leaned in the doorway, rolled her eyes up and said, "Oh yeah!"
So how did I feel about that? As far as I know, that was the first time she's fucked anybody in our bed. I know she was getting a little horny so I was glad to "suspend our no one at home" rule for her. I can say that I actually felt a few twitches from my cock. I'm sure if I could still get an erection it would have been one of the "iron hard bar" type. I wrote a couple of months ago she wanted to get Viagra or Cialis so I could try to fuck her but I managed to avoid it. Yesterday, I almost wished I could get hard enough to fuck her because I've always loved sloppy seconds. Knowing that her pussy is wet while I fuck her because it was full of cum, not because I was turning her on used to be really exciting for me. Two months ago, I didn't want to fuck her because it's not something a sissy does and yesterday, I did want to fuck her because I would be the cuckold wimp getting sloppy seconds.
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