What Type of Cuckold Are You Test Results

I found a quiz online that determines what kind of cuckold you are from four categories.  They are the Sissy GF Cuckold, the Sexually Useless Cuckold, the Passive Cuckold and the Active Slave Cuckold. This is my score:

You Scored as sissy gf cuckold

you are a slutty little girl wanabe, so you understand how important it is for your wife to be delt with by a real man. sometimes you even double date with her and get treated and like the slutty girl you are.

sissy gf cuckold 100%

sexualy useless cuckold 100%

pasive cuckold 67%

active slave cuckold 17%
 
The top two categories showing 100% means I tied between sissy gf and sexually useless cuckold.  Both are accurate since I have double dated with her (actually several menage a trois fluffing her boyfriends and cleaning up afterward).  Add to that a cock which, on the rare occasion it gets hard, is still less than 3 inches and is usually about 1 inch and limp as week old lettuce.  Something like that certainly adds up to sexually useless.  As far as 67% passive cuckold goes, I sometimes help fasten her stockings to her garterbelt, pick out her clothes to wear, help with her makeup and even make suggestions about what lingerie to buy at the store ("John would like that on you" or "Bill would drool seeing you in this.")  I kiss her goodby when she's leaving to visit a lover and tell her to have a good time.  I kiss her when she gets back knowing she's sucked his cock and ask if she had fun.   I would call that pretty passive.  Finally since we really aren't into the domme/sub roles, 17% active slave is about right.     I think it's pretty accurate for just a 12 question quiz.

You can find it at: http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/kinkybeckytv/what-type-of-cuckold-are-you/

Luv ya all,
Sissie

Penis size charts

 I've been looking at some penis size charts lately just to see how I measure up or maybe that should be how I really don't measure up.  Chart A up above is the authentic women's penis preference chart, compiled from a survey done of women and what size cocks they preferred.  If you notice on the chart that A blocks marked in red are what women consider ideal or perfect.  Green B blocks are very satisfying but not ideal while cream C blocks are satisfying. Blue D blocks are enjoyable and white E blocks are not enjoyable as too small or large or any combination of the two. So now let's just look at 3 people on this chart starting with John.  If you locate John on the top right of the chart, you will notice that his is actually listed as an area as not enjoyable and I have to dispute this.  John was only the second person (so I thought at the time) to fuck my wife after me.  Despite what the chart says, I watched her face when John slid that 8.75" long, 8"circumference cock into my wife and in no way was she not enjoying it.  John stroked his cock into her and she orgasmed. John fucked her really slow, she orgasmed.  John fucked her hard, she orgasmed. John kissed her, she orgasmed.  Basically whatever John did to her caused an orgasm.  Although she only got to spend a few hours with him, she was damned impressed.  So despite what the women who took this survey say, some parts of the "not enjoyable" area are in fact enjoyable, at least to some women.  But hey, my wife loves big cocks anyway.
Now let's look at the center of the chart, the red blocks labeled A.  This is the heart of the chart and shows the size cocks  the women surveyed for this like best.  If you will notice, there is a black dot on one of the red blocks with the name Roy beside it.  Roy, as I've talked about before, was the third person ( again so I thought at the time) to fuck my wife after we were married.  Just as a refresher so you don't have to look in other posts, her first time with Roy was a MFM with Roy and a friend of his.  We had set this up for the two of us so that we (wife and I) could actually fulfill a fantasy.  But about 10 days later we were talking on the phone when she told me Roy had called and he "wanted to see her again and was it OK with me."  Suddenly it was no longer about us, it was about her and her pleasure; this wouldn't be fulfilling a fantasy, this would be an affair.  Since I was working out of town at the time, I had no way to prevent her from doing it and if she was asking she was going to do it anyway so I said yes it was fine.  But the agreement was only twice a week at the most.  So she would stop at Roy's house (five minutes from where she worked) usually on Monday and Thursday.  Soon though it was things like "can I stop by today, too?" on a Wednesday or "traffic was really heavy so I stopped at Roy's for a few minutes" (90 minutes of so).  Gradually twice a week per our agreement became 3, then 4 and then 5 times a week with her sometimes spending the night.  Basically she was becoming addicted to Roy's cock and even when I was home on weekends she would ask if I minded her running by his place for a little while.  It's been more than 8 years since she last fucked Roy's "perfect" cock but I know she still thinks about it.  She's looked to see if he's on Facebook and even drive's by his house occasionally so she still misses fucking him.
If you look at the lower left hand side of the chart, you will see a black dot labeled Me that is actually off the chart on both length and circumference.  Short and narrow.  Need I say anything else?
Check the next two charts and then move on below them to read more.

You've looked at these two charts, the first of which is average penis length by age and you will notice a black dot between the columns for 11 and 12 year old boys.  If you look a little closer, you'll also notice that the dot is at about the same point as average length for a 12 year old boy.  Yep, the average 12 year old boy has a cock slightly larger than mine and beyond 12, I get left behind.  What's makes me even more pathetic is looking at the second chart.  Notice that the normal size range for 10-11 year old boys is 1.6 to 3.1 inches which is a 1.5 inch variance.  Now apply a bell curve to that and the top 10% of 10 and 11 year olds will be somewhere between 2.95 and 3.1 inches or to put it another way if I walked into a room with 100 fifth grade boys, 10 of them would have a bigger cock than me.  By age 12, about 50% would have bigger cocks than me and by age 15, it increases to 99%.  Does that explain why women have actually laughed at me when they saw what I have or rather don't have?

UPDATE: Now that I've been castrated, my penis has shrunk to the size of an infant/toddler.  I am now right at 1" limp and being a eunuch with no testosterone, limp is a permanent condition.

 

Finally let's look at Kinsey's chart on penis length.  If you notice on the low end, Kinsey didn't even allow for anyone under 3.75 inches so again I'm not even on the chart.  If I had to guess, probably under 3 inches would be .001% which would be 1 in every 100,000 men would have a dicklette like me instead of a real cock. If you move up to 8 inch cocks you'll see that 1% of men, or 1 in 100 have a cock that big.  Of course, as I wrote earlier, Roy had such a cock and she was fucking him regularly for at least two years.  Now move on up to the 8.75 inch cocks and it becomes 1 in 1000 men with a cock that size.  So she's been fucked by one of the smallest and fucked by two of the best.  Is it any wonder she hasn't wanted to even try getting my cock into her pussy for 3 years?  Or is it any wonder that she has a date with one of her boyfriends next week and will probably be fucking him on my birthday.  Oh well, usually when she's got a dick in her, I manage to get an erection so maybe I'll actually be able to masturbate on my birthday.  That would be nice.

Hmmm, I wonder what a DNA test would show

Over my earlier posts, I've discussed that I'm a sissy, a faggot, a cuckold and just a general overall wimp.  After all, if given a choice between sex with my wife and sucking a big cock hard to guide it into her, I would suck the cock!  I'm pretty much impotent and about the only time I can even get an erection is when I know she's in some man's bed with his cock buried deep in her.  I don't know exactly how long it was but the first time she cuckolded me was a few months after we were married with an old boyfriend.  So now you will understand why, when my son dropped by the other day to visit I started wondering.  Now he looks a lot like my wife in many ways.  He's also blonde, broad shouldered, tall and (from seeing him accidentally a few times as a teen) WELL HUNG.  A great combination of everything that I am not!  In fact, no one in my family or her's is built anything like him.  I did get to thinking about it, remembering back to that time when she got pregnant.  One of my childhood friends was around a lot back then and he is blonde, broad shouldered, tall and well hung.  Kind of makes you wonder doesn't it?

OMG!!!!

Just a short little blurb.  My wife got a message on the adult site she belongs to (and I pay for) from a guy who would like to meet her or maybe that should be meat her.  I say that because this is what he wants to shove in my wife's cunt.

I don't know how big that thing is but it looks massive.  I've written before that next month it will be three years since I've fucked her.  If she does end up being fucked by this it might be worth it to get some Cialis just to see if I could get hard enough to fuck her.  That way I could see just what a cock like that does to her pussy along with the bonus of knowing my pathetic little boy's cock could never match what he has.

I Love This Picture

(I had to remove the picture to comply with Google) I mean what faggot who likes riding a cock wouldn't love it.  Whenever I look at it, I like to think that the wife is on top, her husband is in the middle and one of the wife's well hung lovers is fucking hubby's ass.  Hubby has just been told that this lover wants his ass almost as often as he wants her pussy so whenever lover boy says so, hubby should just bend over and take the dick up his ass like a good faggot.  Although quite a few of the men who have fucked my wife have also fucked me, I've never been in this position as much as I would have liked it.  The closest I have ever come to this was once when we were visiting the apartment belonging to one of my wife's lovers.  When we first got there, my wife undressed (I didn't) before she and I took turns sucking his cock to get him revved up for her. He was rock hard when I moved over to the other side of the bed which gave the two of them room and he started fucking her.  Being the first time they had gotten together in about a week he lasted barely long enough to give her an orgasm before he dumped his first load in her pussy.  We relaxed on the bed and talked for a few minutes before he laid down on his back beside her and indicated he wanted me to suck his cock.  After a short period, he was hard again and moved me away before pulling her on top to ride his cock.  Of course this fuck lasted a lot longer and I know she had at least two orgasms before he dumped another load in her.  After that one we adjourned to the kitchen where we sat and talked more or actually they were talking.  I was actually struck by the fact that I was sitting in the kitchen of a man I had only met a little while earlier, he and my wife were naked while I was dressed, I had sucked his cock hard twice and he fucked my wife both times while I watched.  I also noticed that my wife was quite comfortable sitting at the table naked so it wasn't the first time the two of them had done this.  Plus she had her half closed eyes, "I am so fucked." look on her face.   What really surprised me was when he asked her if she was up for another and slid his chair back from the table looking at me.  So here I was kneeling on the floor sucking his dick again, the same dick that had fucked my wife twice earlier, trying to get it hard so he could fuck her a third time.  And get him hard again I did.  In just a couple of minutes we were back in the bedroom and he was fucking my wife doggie style.  Again I was just laying there watching and listening to her moaning, groaning, screaming, "Fuck me harder!" and in general making a lot of sounds I never heard when I fucked her.  Also I was understanding why, this being their third fuck, she was gone for hours whenever she came over to his apartment.  By the time he finally came in her pussy for the third time, she was so fucked out she was just twitching and making little sounds.  When he pulled his cock out of her, she just sprawled forward on the bed.  I had been laying there, on my side with my head at the end of the bed next to where she had been kneeling so when she went forward, his cock was just a few inches from my head.  I figured what the hell, I had already sucked it three times, I leaned over and took his cock in my mouth to clean the cum and pussy juice off of it.  Because his cock was soft, I was able to swirl it around in my mouth and play with it using my tongue, something I adore doing.  I don't know who was the most surprised, him or me, when he started getting hard again.  He kind of laughed and said he thought my wife was pretty used up.  Not being one to waste the opportunity, I turned around so he could fuck me doggie style.  Seeing what was going on, my wife crawled under me for a 69 and suddenly I was sucking the remains of three loads of cum out of my wife's pussy, her boyfriend was fucking me in the ass and my wife had her lips wrapped around the base of my cock (she can swallow an 8" cock so my pathetic little dick is no challenge for her).  Needless to say that was sensory overload for me.  Swallowing cum from the man whose hips were slamming into the cheeks of my ass while my wife worked her magic tongue around my cock caused me to have one of the hardest orgasms of my life.  I was trying to slam my ass back on the cock fucking me while at the same time trying to slam my cock forward to get my cock as deep in her mouth as possible.   So that's as close as I got to this picture, fucked in the ass while my dick was sucked.  Oh yeah, wish I could tell you he came a fourth time in my ass but the truth is he barely stayed hard long enough for me to cum.  Fucking my wife three times had just worn the poor fellow out.

Five Gallons

I have mentioned in earlier blogs that my wife has fucked over 200 real men besides the times she has fucked me, her tiny dicked, sissy faggot husband.  I was interested in another sissy faggot's blog where she was trying to calculate how many gallons of cum had been pumped out while masturbating to her blog. Well, I decided to apply the same math to my wife's dalliances and see about how much cum other men have pumped into her pussy.  So back to those over 200 men who have slid between her legs and gave her something I can't...a manly fucking.  Some of those men were one night stands but others fucked her 10, 20, 30 or 40 times and one of them I'm sure fucked her at least 200 times but for simplicity sake, lets say she fucked each man an average of 10-20 times.  This would mean overall she has been fucked by real men anywhere from 2000 to 4000 times.  Now let's say that 400 of those times those men were wearing a condom so let's estimate that real men have pumped cum into her pussy anywhere from 1600 to 3600 times at the average of 12 milliliters volume per cum.  This would give us a total of 19200 to 43200ml of cum with one gallon equaling 3785ml.   If you divide that out, it means that she has had somewhere between 5 and 11.5 gallons of cum injected by men into her cunt. Even if you deduct the times she has spent one, two or even three nights with her lovers at their home or in a hotel room out of town from her volume, I really don't think that would be enough to affect her total. Now, while I have never made a special thing of cream pies like some cuckolds do, I never minded eating her pussy after someone fucked her.  Hey, I'm a faggot!  If I'll suck cum right from someones cock and swallow it, why would I object to sucking second hand cum out of her pussy.  Getting back to our numbers though, if we go for the middle ground in the numbers, we would be looking at average of 8.25.  So just to round it off, lets say my wife has brought home a total of 8 gallons of cum since she started fucking real men instead of me. Now if you figure that I ate her pussy one in seven times she came home with cum in it, it would mean that I have swallowed at least a gallon of real men's cum secondhand.

One thing for sure is that about 40 men have contributed to her total since the last time I slid my little dick between her pussy lips almost 3 years ago.  Not that I would contribute much to her total if I still was able to fuck her.  I take a prescription med that has the side effect of reducing ejaculate and I take a low dose of estrogen which over the years has shrunk my testicles to the size of marbles and my dick to the size that it will fit in a 35mm film canister along with a drastic reduction in volume so, if men  pump out 12ml of cum, then my sissy volume is probably less than half a milliliter if that much.  She even commented on how little cum I made after one of the very few mercy blowjobs she's given me since that last fuck in July of 2008.  She didn't come right out and say it but the implications of her comment were that any one of the four guys she was fucking then was a lot more man than me.  Since I consider myself a sissy faggot instead of a man, not being as much of a man as the guys who fuck her is just fine with me.

Anorgasmia

Have you ever known anyone who could not orgasm?  It is actually a medically recognized condition complete with the name anorgasmia.  Nick was one of my wife's early lovers (probably only about the twentieth man to stick his dick in her) and no matter how long he fucked her or she sucked his cock, he couldn't orgasm.  Couple that with the fact he had tremendous stamina since he was a marathon runner and it meant you were going to be a while.  Most of the time my wife loved fucking him as would most women considering he was usually good for long bouts of sex.  Generally the only time my wife didn't like it was the times she would get sore and didn't want to or couldn't fuck her other lovers for a couple of days.  But, despite the fact that he couldn't orgasm, Nick did love to fuck and was sometimes frustrated that my wife couldn't go as long as he could.  That's part of how what became the usual arrangement came about. One Saturday morning, Nick and my wife were taking a break in the motel room to lube up with some more KY.  While doing that, they were talking about things they hadn't done but would like to try and Nick mentioned he would like to fuck a guy in the ass.  My wife asked if he was serious and when he said yes, she simply picked up the phone and called me at home.  Needless to say I was not expecting her to call me while she was out getting laid, much less out of the blue tell me that Nick wanted to fuck a man in the ass and ask if I was up for some cock.  After I picked my jaw up, being a good sissy faggot I answered "well yeah."   What we set up was for them to finish fucking, then Nick would go get lunch while my wife brought me the key to the motel room.  So there I was at 1pm on a Saturday afternoon in the same motel room where my wife had spent the morning with Nick pounding her pussy.  He had made it clear that he didn't want me dressed with makeup and jewelry because he wanted to fuck a guy in the ass, not some crossdressed sissy faggot.  Nick also made it clear that he didn't want ANYTHING other than to fuck me in the ass which really disappointed me when I got a look at his cock because I really, really, really wanted to suck his dick for a while.  Nick had probably the most beautiful cock I have ever seen.  It was long, most likely somewhere between 7 and 8 inches but it was really slender; actually my little dicklette, abut half his length, was thicker that him.  I don't know why I considered it so beautiful but I did.  Anyway, soon I was on my hands and knees with a good bit of KY in my ass*, Nick's cock was lubed and he was sliding into me.  I must say that, because he was so slender, Nick was probably the most comfortable at the start of any man I've fucked before or since.  No pain, just a nice feeling as he slid it up my ass.  Plus he was just so gentle and made sure that everything was ok before he began stroking in and out of me.  I started out on hands and knees but before long it was arms folded with my ass up and head down finally ending up laying flat, face down, with Nick all the time stroking his dick in and out of my ass.  One thing about that, I could smell my wife's perfume still on the pillow and it kept me thinking about the dick that was fucking me right then had been fucking her that morning.  It wasn't the first time we had both been fucked by the same man but it was the first time on the same day and in the same bed.  That somehow became our usual arrangement after that.  Nick would fuck my wife in the morning and fuck me in the afternoon but, and he never said why, he wouldn't have both of us in the room at the same time.  I'm sure that disappointed my wife since she seems to adore watching someone shove a dick up my ass.  I know Nick was married but I don't know if he could cum with his wife or not but my wife and I did compare at home and in the 20-30 times he fucked her along with the 5-10 times he fucked me, neither of us ever got Nick to cum.

*Note about the "good bit of KY in my ass" - My wife had this tubular syringe-like thing that she originally used to inject some type of cream into her pussy once when she had a yeast infection.  It screwed on to the end of the tube of medicine and then she squeezed the tube to fill it, slid it into her pussy and pushed the plunger.  I found out early on that it would also screw onto the end of a KY tube which is a wonderful thing for a faggot like me.  Fill the tube with KY, slide it into my ass, push the plunger and suddenly my sissy "pussy" is wet and ready to fuck.  Every faggot should have one of these.